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Complete Sun, Nov 10, 2019<5 mins
kino (the pearl) x shrek
/AUTHOR WARNING IN THE FIRST CHAPTER/
A/N: this is the absolute worst thing i've written. i hate this. lies in the dirt and lets the earth reclaim me and cleanse me of my sins.
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