Married in the 4th grade

Who knew going to a friend's bachelorette party could help you find your long lost husband? Only problem, you don't remember marrying him and when you "consummate" you marriage the condom breaks and the jerk doesn't tell you.

Enter Sam Waters, next door neighbor until 5th grade, protector of his first love, searching to find her again.

Enter Mimi Hansen, shy young girl who grew up to be a kick-ass woman, business woman, possibly pregnant by a man who keeps saying they are married.

Excerpt:
Your name is Mimi Hansen, and you just hooked up for the first time ever with a complete stranger. To top it off, he missed the trash can when he tossed out the condom, and you can see its busted open. Terror fills you.
Mimi: Why didn't he tell me? He had to know if was broke. Maybe that's why he ran out so fast.