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Wisdom of Lord Velociraptor: A Treatise on Life, Existence, and Stealing Eggs
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LordVelociraptor
Ongoing, First published Jul 30, 2014
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The Lord of Velociraptors has come to scatter his wisdom upon the masses, much as a lowly farmer would scatter their corn amongst a horde of ravenous chickens. Topics of discussion include thought, life, purpose, and an exercise in comprehending the sheer stupidity of everything (especially gallimimuses).
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