The Story I Once Told

My family, or whats left of it, is just a disaster. Me and my sister are the only ones to have the house to ourselves, no jobs at all, and we still go to our middle school. But what I have gotten myself into is a lot worst. I have a lot of fights with my sister, and pathetically, I just so happened to some how fall in a fireplace and get stuck in an unusual world. I know right, sounds very dumb, and yes, I get it cause I am the dumb one that got myself into this. So please, don't bother to join the adventure, there will definitely not be weird phrases like, "Shiny, gleaming first aid kit, all to myself", and neither will there be a moment where I accidentally fart and fall off a bridge. Let's just not talk about that...