Mermaid/Siren/whatev version of what I'd imagine as the founding fathers trying to fit into the roles of a realistic Little Mermaid. I already wrote like half of this story but it was utter crap so rewrote everything. Thus this is the "official version". The other is what I like to dub, the "crack version". If you want to know like three plot points of this story, you can read the other one too, I guess. Anyway, welcome to my stress-induced word vomit I like to call a Jamilton story
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