My Life On Crack

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Parts 43
Time 2h 16m

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This may not make much sense for people who don't know my irl but it is still funny, in my opinion at least.
Imma make dis ting fuckin crazy so pls don't judge (that means you too).
Anyway, let's get on with this, shall we?!~All Rights Reserved

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Who am I living for?

I know it's probably weird for a girl who has cancer to be so well like me and all, but my family and I both agreed that I should live my life as long as I can. I mean of course when I get a cold it's more than just your typical cold and all, but that doesn't stop me from living my life. Even if I have cancer I am still a normal teenager, just one that has an experation date. So I'm starting this new thing where I make a video diary of what I have done the last 4-5 months of my life and then share it with my school so then they could see why I am so weird and care free.

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