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The Book of Rather Short Unnecessary Stories

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Just a book containing very short and unnecessary random nonsense that starts with "once there was a". If you're bored or don't feel like reading something too long or heavy, this is just for you.

I'm always open for ideas if you have some, just send me a message and please do correct my grammar and say what you think.

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quARTine prompts by riverdiver

yall im writing segments of stories for quARTine in these troubled times and thought i would combine and share them all here (prompt list here: https://jazzy-kandra.tumblr.com/post/612965038784937984/a-prompt-list-for-artists-and-creatives-of-all ) read if you enjoy short stories written in a kinda one-shots fanfiction style but with MY ocs, all set in fantastical worlds and including but not limited to: siblings annoying another, a dragon, a farmer-turned-guard-turned-smuggler on the run from the law, perhaps stabby knives and wicked eyepatches, and general tomfoolery. covid-19 might confine me to my room, but it can't restrain all this imagination juice flowing from my computer screen to yours!

She's my Dream Clementine x Reader by Cupcakegirl0318

soooo this is my first writing on wattpad! i hope its good! i might not be able to update frequently due to school, so please hang in and understand! theres not enough of these out here...soooo its fan service time! :D :D :D :D :D started: 2020? finished: november 23rd 2021 editing: 11-1-22

My Babies Mystery Daddy. (Completed March 2021) by louloumammyof2

(Mature content) (Highest ranks listed) (Editing slowly) A simple last night out with my girls before I move to America. Drinks are flowing, hips moving & laughing like we have no worries in the world, & an encounter with a drop dead gorgeous man, whos eyes could see my soul like we belonged & his hands ohh 🤪 but I left before he woke mortified. I never had a one night stand. Only problem now is I left with something belonging to him. So here I am 4 years later and my boss is retiring. Who's my new boss you ask. Well you guessed it & Does he remember me? I hope not as theirs more than my feelings at stake now. *********************************** Eoin Ryder now 29 year old badboy billionaire. Eoin cant get a girl named Saoirse (sheer-sha) out of his head for years. That one incredible night has had him searching for that connection again. He dates but nothing to serious as he compares them to her beauty. Is there such thing as love at first sight. Will he find her again. If so what will he do. What will she do. Though he is in for a shock. Laughter, tears, anger, sex & possible loss. This book has it all. Hey everyone 😁 this is my 1st ever book/story to write & writing it from my phone. If its boring or silly I do apologise. Im writing chapters as I go so please be kind and i would love feedback and ideas for this story. I Started it 20-dec-2020. I thought id give it ago & to have a new focus point to steadying out my anxiety. Never done anything like this before. feel free to point out mistakes nicely im trying to edit quickly. Also the pregnancies are sort of based on my experiences. Also copywrited. Mature content will be present so please dont read if this will offend you or under age. Hightest rank 1st #daddy (sept) 1st #Irish (may 21) 1st #over18s (may-now) 2nd #single (feb23) 2nd #2021 (may 2021) 2nd #accidental (may 2021) 3rd #soul (may 2021) 4th #lover (june 2021) 6th #sexual (june 2021) 10th #love (may 2021) 11th #growth (june 2021)

A guilty pleasure with you // WillNE x Reader by AAAPOG

Prologue: "This is wrong" I said pulling away from will's kiss hesitantly "I know" he said with a sigh "but I-". I cut his words off by putting my finger on lips "don't finish that sentence will You're with Mia.. and I'm with Alex" --- Started on 08.07.2019 This book is written for fun don't take it seriously x

Multifandom One shots/ imagines by sweetnermulti

Just random imagines/ one shots to a bunch of people. I'll try my best to update as I also have school. Enjoy! Only y/n. {REQUESTS ARE CLOSED} *STORY COMPLETED* {3/10/21-8/12/21} DISCLAIMER: I own no characters and actors used. Cuss words may be used and excuse my terrible grammar, though sometimes I do it on purpose:)

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[Completed ✔️] Thea O'Connor moves from Dublin to London to continue to pursue her dream of being an online entertainer (otherwise known as a 'YouTuber') as she's beginning to gain a following, nearing one million subscribers. Her whole channel has been built up on the fact that no one knows what she looks like, it's a complete mystery. If ever on camera, she wears a mask. This seems to have gained the attention of fellow YouTuber, George 'Memeulous' Andrew. Who's channel was built on the same idea, he was faceless. Wearing a mask if ever on camera. This sparks a rivalry between the two, and not a fake one. The two genuinely hated one another. When the Thea meets a young man who introduces himself as Andrew, Will she fail to hide all of this from him as the two get close? But he seems to be hiding something from her too? ~ 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 (𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝗼𝗺𝐞 𝐩𝗼𝐢𝐧𝐭)... #2 memeulous #1 britishyoutubers #1 georgeandrew #1 memeuless #2 jamesmarriot #1 commentary #1 s2w #1 commentarycrew #1 georgememeulous #1 stephentries

"My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED] by lazyazz_bijj

Hello! This is my first book so there will probably be some Errors but i'll try my best to fix it. Also English is not my native language so pardon my bad grammar😅😅😅 . Anyway here are some keywords: (Y/N) = Your Name (L/N) = Last Name (H/C) = Hair Colour (H/L) = Hair Length (F/C) = Favourite Colour (S/F/C) = Second Favourite Colour (F/F) = Favorite Food (F/D) = Favourite Drink (F/S) =Favourite Sweet (B/N) = Brother's Name (M/N) = Mother's Name (F/N) = Father's Name __________________________________________________________________________________ You're on college btw and (Y/N) is female. here's a peek at my book. _________________________________________It was a sunday morning and you were making lunch for you and you're roommates. Suddenly you got a call from the headmaster saying that you and your roommates would be having a new roommate and that they would be arriving after lunch. ~Time Skip~ You were playing video games on the couch when you heard a knock on the door. You were confused on why there were knocking on the door because it was Sunday and most of the students were out doing god knows what. Then you suddenly remembered that the headmaster told you that you were having a new roommate today. You opened the door and you see a cute half human half demon boy. "Oh! You must be our new roommate. Nice to meet you, My name's (Y/N) (L/N)." You introduced yourself. "Sup cutie. The names Selever nice to meet you." ............... That's all folks! If you want more of this story, I suggest you read this book. Edit: Just a fair warning. Some chapters may have been jumbled Because of an error so please check the chapters before you read them please.

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Unexpectedly Yours by MyInvisibleButterfly

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