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Sally Wally and the Talking Backpack that Killed Everyone

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absurd adventure arson crackfic donttrythisathomekids fantasy nonviolent originalcharacters probablythedopeststoryever profanity talkingbackpack unedited unsupervisedchildren

Sally Wally goes on a nonlinear adventure to kill her piece of shit cursed talking backpack which we all know isn't going to happen and the backpacks tricks her into committing arson multiples times in  ̶c̶h̶a̶p̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶3̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶2̶  Chapter 2. Pretty chill; no sex bullshit or gore; mature b/c of profanity. Pretty much like Alice's Adventures in Wonderland except modernized and more absurd. If you want a normal story don't even read the rest of this description I'm dead serious, might delete the first chapter since I was just trolling but given all the arson chapter 2 is definitely LIT lmao 

Need recommendations on similar types of stories/genres to my type of writing any suggestions are appreciated ty have a dope day

*** Jan 2020 *** On temporary pause as I pursue other projects in lifeAll Rights Reserved

absurd adventure arson crackfic donttrythisathomekids fantasy nonviolent originalcharacters probablythedopeststoryever profanity talkingbackpack unedited unsupervisedchildren

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