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Call Me Dirty Minded

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Parts 65
Time 15h 7m

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Highest Rank #5 in Humour -

Skye Einstein isn't your particular girl, even if she's the great grandchild of Albert Einstein. But don't let the last name fool you, she wasn't born with the intelligent nor talent gene so instead Skye possessed the speciality of staring at delicious males and drooling.

Skye seems to have the great aspect of raging hormones and curiosity. Is it possible for one girl with the explicit content Rated R mind be able to get the new kid to notice her? Well frankly, no one can miss Skye as she misinterprets everything dirty and enjoys sharing her thoughts, especially her best friend Jace who is her inevitable sound board.

 Everything seems so good, so cliche', so inviting and yet... Nothing is what you think it is. 

This is one humour book that is so much more than you bargained for.All Rights Reserved

amazeberries boyxgirl chandler cliche comedy cookies dirtymind doritos dustin fiction funny humor humour jace lovetriangle misintepretation roadtrip secrets skye skyexjace teen teenfiction

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The Jerks Tried To Tame Me by Living4Now00

Avery was not an average, well behaved 17-year-old girl living a happy life. She was an underground fighter, a street racer, and had even gotten mixed up in dangerous gangs. She was reckless, she was rude, and she was completely badass. The news of her delinquent behaviour had spread around the whole of London and after getting kicked out of more schools than she could even remember, her mother draws the line. She was sent to an old friend's house in AMERICA??!! Usually, Avery wouldn't give a damn about her mother's arrangements but now she had to move to another country?! To make it even worse, she is now forced to live in a house with the four most popular boys at school, and their adorable five-year-old brother. The Parkinson boys were not ready for their world to turn upside down with the arrival of the new girl, and she wasn't one to mess around with. Let's get one thing straight, Avery doesn't open up easily and she wasn't planning on it now. PUSH THROUGH THE FIRST 10 CHAPTERS I PROMISE IT GETS MUCH BETTER! Needs editing and I wrote the first few chapters when I was 15 but I promise it gets much much better!

Isabella by Wazzuupppp_

Fifteen year old Isabella Delgado is living her best life (kinda) - until she's pulled into a police station shipped off to America to live with the 6 older brothers she's just found out about. Her life is flipped around in 24 hours and she has to adapt to life with six annoying, overprotective people who would rather die than see her harmed. - Will she be able to cope with her newly discovered relatives or is the whole thing gonna be a complete shitshow?? We'll see.... *first chapter is extremely cliche*

She's their life by imaginerkives

We have seen over protective brothers, there are maybe 6 , 7 or 8 brothers but what if a girl has 18 brothers, with her over protective parents and cousins. 12 year old, Mona always thought that why she has no family and why she is without a surname? She spend her life selling hot dogs and sausages. She was alone and thought was an orphan. When she gets to know that she has a family, but not a small or medium size, but a very large family. She is send to live with her family that has 18 brothers excluding the cousins. She has to live with over protective family that is very possessive about her. A joint-family never seen before, full of happiness and humour. COVER CREDIT- @crazyyfictions

Runners by rbooks01

They balance each-other out. One the calm, the other the storm. Except when they don't. Except when she loses it and makes the place burn...literally. Who knew a burnt building would lead to three lost brothers across the country and a big ass house...after being on the run for almost a year. The twins are in for a crazy ride, but they're in it together. Always. Pinky promise. Will it be enough? TW: abuse, SA, r*pe, and mature language/scenes. (I suck at descriptions, but it would mean a lot if you gave my book a try! <3 ) *Unedited* 🌻 Started ~ 24/09/21 ~ 🌻 🌻 Finished ~ 25/01/22~ 🌻

The Cupcake Theory by theforgottonone

HIGHEST RANK #27 IN HUMOR *** Life is full of lessons that we need to remember, for Mackenzie (also known as Mace or that girl that always falls over) life seems like a boring routine. Her love life is as lifeless as a corpse With her best friend happily in love with his sweet girlfriend, her nonexistent bad boy is more like an obnoxious jerk rather than a rebel and the golden boy has friend zoned her to many times (82 and counting) Throw in stupid revenge plots, a love triangle that makes no sense, beneficial food fights and midnight Kmart rampages, you are left which a couple theory's to question if you really know what life is about. But first, you have to make a mistake ..it all started with a cupcake @@ Did you really take 16 cupcakes from the shop yesterday? " "Maybe.. "I look to see them staring at me in disbelief "Do you really need 16 cupcakes?" Their eyes flicker between the box of cupcakes and me who has half of one stuffed in my mouth. Hastily I swallow "Okay, to be fair she was going to throw all 24 beautiful delicious cupcakes in the bin. It's a waste and a criminal offence to chuck out something so tasty. So I just happened to volunteer to take them home... without anyone knowing..." I lick some of the buttercreams that had fallen onto my hand. "I believe that's called stealing," a voice says from behind me. WARNING lots of cheesy jokes, embarrassing moments and food

Reaching You by presea

Loving someone secretly is never in Skye's wish list. .she have a devil may care attitude. .people who is close to her said that she's a prodigy. . But when she meets Trick the guy next door who drives her crazy she got confused and always act stupid in front of him. .accepting the fact that she's really inlove with him is hard and adding up her dark secret makes it worst. . Will she be able to reach the guy who vows never to fall inlove? ?Or shell forever keep her peace? ?

The Lifestyle by nisse56

"I'm not kidding but if you wanna see this as a joke, go ahead. But I'll show you that you're mine." I shrugged. He couldn't be serious. Or was he? _________________ Davina is a girl that seems to just go with the flow. She has been sick of her boring lifestyle for that past three years. Senior year is giving her the chance to try new things, hang with her friends, and graduate with no regrets. It was her time to enjoy life before college. Cade on the other hand, her best friend, has other plans. Cade seemed to want to change their friendship status. However, Davina wasn't too sure to even trust her best friend or even take him serious. She just wasn't sure how everything was gonna unfold. Was she ready for what senior year had in store for her? I swear give this book a chance it's my first one. No hate I just want to write for fun and make sure people enjoy I hope. If you do read this thank you so much 😊

Don't Call Me Baby by rveleva

Jordy feels like she has met the love of her life and everything is almost as if taken out of a fairytale, especially after Archer Finn confronts her about his own feelings for her. The only obstacle for a beautiful relationship to bloom is the fact that Jordy has to leave for university in exactly seven days. Oh, and the fact that Archer is notorious for his player tendencies and cannot be trusted. Can she wear her heart on her sleeve even if it's only for a week? ----- "You've had sex in a car, haven't you?" "I've had sex pretty much everywhere, baby." "Ew, gross." "Why do you think so? Actually doing it in the park isn't-" "I wasn't talking about this, I just really hate pet names. I cringe so hard every time a couple overuses a certain word, thinking it's romantic. It's not! Why is this even a thing?" "Wow, I never thought someone could be this cute while pulling a mom rant." "Shut up." I scrunch up my nose as if I'm offended but my cheeks redden nonetheless. "Okay, baby." ----- PG13: curse words, sexual jokes and innuendos, descriptive kissing scenes This book is planned to be short, sweet and easy to read! I dedicate it to all of my hopeless romantics out there :)

Teen Idols And Happy Meals by CaitlynTheresa

In a small New England town there lives a girl. A quirky, spirited McDonald’s cashier named Nikki Davenport. As a charismatic drama freak, she should’ve lived a happy, carefree life – just like any other teenager. But, plagued by money problems, Nikki’s been forced to enter a dark, sinister world in her attempts to support her family. The last thing she wants is more excitement. In that same town though, there is a boy. A beautiful, awful boy who lives and dies for excitement. As an A-list celebrity, seventeen year old Jacen Sage finds just about everything hopelessly boring. Things that he once found fun, have now lost their appeal. The only thing that interests him anymore is starting trouble. If he’s doing what he’s supposed to, he’s not doing what he wants. Terribly reckless, Jacen only feels alive when he’s about to die. No matter their identical zip codes, the two live in totally different worlds, and probably would’ve never met if not for Jacen’s infatuation with chicken nuggets. As soon as he walks into McDonalds that first day, Nikki knows there’s more to this boy than designer clothes and a pretty face. She’s drawn to him, but she denies it, no matter how many times he orders a happy meal from her. After all, the last thing she has time for is an obsession. But how can you deny fate when it won’t leave you the hell alone? After the teen idol sacrifices himself to save her, Nikki realizes there’s much more to Jacen than meets the eye. Quickly, the two are snatched up in a passionate, whirlwind romance. But Jacen’s dark, terrible past and Nikki’s ugly business aren’t the only things standing in the lovers' way. People have been disappearing left and right all over town, and the only connection between the missing girls is Jacen himself. Does the young star have a darker side than even Nikki realizes, or are the strange gifts he's been receiving a sign that he's just another victim?

Before I Go by thatsilentnerd_

I heard Jordan groan in frustration before he made his way over to me, crouching in front of me. That stupid signature smirk of his was back on his face again as he slowly but surely moved his head toward mine, his face tilting as his mouth got dangerously close to mine as every second slipped by. My breathing hitched, my heart pounded, and suddenly, out of nowhere, my fist formed, and it flew right into Jordan's face. He stumbled backward, losing his balance as he hit the edge of the table. ~ Casey Valentine. She's your typical girl-next-door, smart, slightly awkward girl just wanting to live her ordinary-enough life without any unnecessary drama, wanting to finish the last few months of her senior year of high school with flying colours before setting off on her journey towards the rest of her life. But her life changes suddenly when she discovers that there are multiple people all after her, and they might not all be in the same way. As time goes on, and Casey finds herself getting closer to each of them in ways she never expected, she learns a lot more about the world than she ever did before. Everyone has their own secrets, secrets they don't want anyone else discovering. Human lives are much more precious than she originally thought they were. She soon finds herself trapped in a vicious war that she wants nothing to do with, with danger attracted to her like a magnet. But what happens when she realises that something far more dangerous is at work; love? Well, I suppose that the only way to find the answer to that question is to take a dive into the deep end and join Casey on her journey. Not every story has a happy ending. ~ This is a story about love, and the power of friendship, that overcomes all obstacles, as cheesy as that sounds. One girl's destiny, although fatal, is the key to saving those around her from their inner turmoil. She has no idea just how important she really is, that she's the key to everyone else's happy ending.

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The Jerks Tried To Tame Me

Avery was not an average, well behaved 17-year-old girl living a happy life. She was an underground fighter, a street racer, and had even gotten mixed up in dangerous gangs. She was reckless, she was rude, and she was completely badass. The news of her delinquent behaviour had spread around the whole of London and after getting kicked out of more schools than she could even remember, her mother draws the line. She was sent to an old friend's house in AMERICA??!! Usually, Avery wouldn't give a damn about her mother's arrangements but now she had to move to another country?! To make it even worse, she is now forced to live in a house with the four most popular boys at school, and their adorable five-year-old brother. The Parkinson boys were not ready for their world to turn upside down with the arrival of the new girl, and she wasn't one to mess around with. Let's get one thing straight, Avery doesn't open up easily and she wasn't planning on it now. PUSH THROUGH THE FIRST 10 CHAPTERS I PROMISE IT GETS MUCH BETTER! Needs editing and I wrote the first few chapters when I was 15 but I promise it gets much much better!