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Call Me Dirty Minded

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Reads 784,249
Votes 31,646
Parts 65
Time 15h 7m

RebelleMysteries

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Highest Rank #5 in Humour -

Skye Einstein isn't your particular girl, even if she's the great grandchild of Albert Einstein. But don't let the last name fool you, she wasn't born with the intelligent nor talent gene so instead Skye possessed the speciality of staring at delicious males and drooling.

Skye seems to have the great aspect of raging hormones and curiosity. Is it possible for one girl with the explicit content Rated R mind be able to get the new kid to notice her? Well frankly, no one can miss Skye as she misinterprets everything dirty and enjoys sharing her thoughts, especially her best friend Jace who is her inevitable sound board.

 Everything seems so good, so cliche', so inviting and yet... Nothing is what you think it is. 

This is one humour book that is so much more than you bargained for.All Rights Reserved

amazeberries boyxgirl chandler cliche comedy cookies dirtymind doritos dustin fiction funny humor humour jace lovetriangle misintepretation roadtrip secrets skye skyexjace teen teenfiction

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Seeing you again by paradisezzzzz

Francisca was only 10 years old when her mother decided to pack hers and Francisca's things and leave their home along with Fran's father and 2 older brothers. Francisca never knew why her mom suddenly took her and left. She didn't understand how her father and brothers wouldn't want to hear from her as her mother suggests. Her mother remarries a year after they left and dies only three years later in a car accident. 2 years after the accident, Francisca's step father, Mathew gets a job in Brooklyn New York. So, now Francisca is going to move to another state and attend a new school. She wasn't expecting much but she definitely didn't expect to see her brothers -who she left behind in California- to be attending the same school as her. They're seniors while she's a sophomore. Will she tell them who she is? Will they figure it out on their own? What will their reactions be? Read to find out!!

Twin At First Sight |✓| by LoveFoodAndSleep

I felt the tears rise and I looked down for a minute, gathering all of my resolve. I looked up again and stared him right in the eye. "You know what? I trusted you!" I jabbed my finger in his chest and he recoiled. "I trusted you and you broke my trust. I trusted you to keep the secret. I trusted you enough to tell you everything. I trusted you to keep my trust. I trusted you." I told him and he flinched as my voice broke in the end. I looked away from him and at everyone else in the room. "And you wonder why I never trust. You know what? I can't do this. I'm done." I scoffed and shoved past Aiden but paused at the door, not looking back. "Oh, and if you are still curious? Go ahead and hack into the file. Don't say that I didn't warn you." ************************************************************** Alexis and Aiden are siblings with Aiden being 11 months older than her. With a neglectful mother and an abusing step dad, these two face the world on their own with no one to help them out. When they get a chance at a new life, they jump at it. What happens when Alexis bumps into a boy in the new school she is set to attend? Especially when the boy she bumps into looks exactly like her. [Like I mention in every book, my descriptions are horrible so please read the book before judging anything.]

Teen Idols And Happy Meals by CaitlynTheresa

In a small New England town there lives a girl. A quirky, spirited McDonald’s cashier named Nikki Davenport. As a charismatic drama freak, she should’ve lived a happy, carefree life – just like any other teenager. But, plagued by money problems, Nikki’s been forced to enter a dark, sinister world in her attempts to support her family. The last thing she wants is more excitement. In that same town though, there is a boy. A beautiful, awful boy who lives and dies for excitement. As an A-list celebrity, seventeen year old Jacen Sage finds just about everything hopelessly boring. Things that he once found fun, have now lost their appeal. The only thing that interests him anymore is starting trouble. If he’s doing what he’s supposed to, he’s not doing what he wants. Terribly reckless, Jacen only feels alive when he’s about to die. No matter their identical zip codes, the two live in totally different worlds, and probably would’ve never met if not for Jacen’s infatuation with chicken nuggets. As soon as he walks into McDonalds that first day, Nikki knows there’s more to this boy than designer clothes and a pretty face. She’s drawn to him, but she denies it, no matter how many times he orders a happy meal from her. After all, the last thing she has time for is an obsession. But how can you deny fate when it won’t leave you the hell alone? After the teen idol sacrifices himself to save her, Nikki realizes there’s much more to Jacen than meets the eye. Quickly, the two are snatched up in a passionate, whirlwind romance. But Jacen’s dark, terrible past and Nikki’s ugly business aren’t the only things standing in the lovers' way. People have been disappearing left and right all over town, and the only connection between the missing girls is Jacen himself. Does the young star have a darker side than even Nikki realizes, or are the strange gifts he's been receiving a sign that he's just another victim?

The Cupcake Theory by theforgottonone

HIGHEST RANK #27 IN HUMOR *** Life is full of lessons that we need to remember, for Mackenzie (also known as Mace or that girl that always falls over) life seems like a boring routine. Her love life is as lifeless as a corpse With her best friend happily in love with his sweet girlfriend, her nonexistent bad boy is more like an obnoxious jerk rather than a rebel and the golden boy has friend zoned her to many times (82 and counting) Throw in stupid revenge plots, a love triangle that makes no sense, beneficial food fights and midnight Kmart rampages, you are left which a couple theory's to question if you really know what life is about. But first, you have to make a mistake ..it all started with a cupcake @@ Did you really take 16 cupcakes from the shop yesterday? " "Maybe.. "I look to see them staring at me in disbelief "Do you really need 16 cupcakes?" Their eyes flicker between the box of cupcakes and me who has half of one stuffed in my mouth. Hastily I swallow "Okay, to be fair she was going to throw all 24 beautiful delicious cupcakes in the bin. It's a waste and a criminal offence to chuck out something so tasty. So I just happened to volunteer to take them home... without anyone knowing..." I lick some of the buttercreams that had fallen onto my hand. "I believe that's called stealing," a voice says from behind me. WARNING lots of cheesy jokes, embarrassing moments and food

The Jerks Tried To Tame Me by Living4Now00

Avery was not an average, well behaved 17-year-old girl living a happy life. She was an underground fighter, a street racer, and had even gotten mixed up in dangerous gangs. She was reckless, she was rude, and she was completely badass. The news of her delinquent behaviour had spread around the whole of London and after getting kicked out of more schools than she could even remember, her mother draws the line. She was sent to an old friend's house in AMERICA??!! Usually, Avery wouldn't give a damn about her mother's arrangements but now she had to move to another country?! To make it even worse, she is now forced to live in a house with the four most popular boys at school, and their adorable five-year-old brother. The Parkinson boys were not ready for their world to turn upside down with the arrival of the new girl, and she wasn't one to mess around with. Let's get one thing straight, Avery doesn't open up easily and she wasn't planning on it now. PUSH THROUGH THE FIRST 10 CHAPTERS I PROMISE IT GETS MUCH BETTER! Needs editing and I wrote the first few chapters when I was 15 but I promise it gets much much better!

She's their life by imaginerkives

We have seen over protective brothers, there are maybe 6 , 7 or 8 brothers but what if a girl has 18 brothers, with her over protective parents and cousins. 12 year old, Mona always thought that why she has no family and why she is without a surname? She spend her life selling hot dogs and sausages. She was alone and thought was an orphan. When she gets to know that she has a family, but not a small or medium size, but a very large family. She is send to live with her family that has 18 brothers excluding the cousins. She has to live with over protective family that is very possessive about her. A joint-family never seen before, full of happiness and humour. COVER CREDIT- @crazyyfictions

Step Brothers by artsykid04

Jace Summers is not your average high school boy, per se. He prefers being himself no matter what anyone else thinks about him, and he's proud of who he is. He has pastel pink hair, stunning deep brown eyes, and a sweet and silky voice that makes all of the girls swoon. Too bad he's gay though, and everyone knows it. Jace has been out to the world since seventh grade and he never got too much trouble from it, which he is thankful for, but he knows he would be okay even if he was bullied harshly. It's just who he is. Alec Walker is a whole other story, however. He is very basic, brown hair, hazel eyes, all-black attire, and he is well-known throughout the school but he doesn't consider himself to be one of the popular kids. He loves skateboarding and singing, has good grades. There's nothing overly unique about him- except his voice could make angels swoon. Both boys are different but not so different that you'd think they would dislike each other. Well, you would be wrong. They hate each other with burning passions. Sorry- hate is a strong word. They loathe each other with deep burning passions. Jace thinks Alec is a jackass know-it-all because that's how he comes off to a lot of people until you get to know him, and Alec thinks Jace is annoying with how he presents himself. Those seem like small things that could be easily overcome, however it's also their encounters in the halls or in classes that cause problems. By now it's just mutual hate that both boys are too stubborn to give up. But when one day they get news that seems like the end of the world... it turns out to be the best thing that has happened to both of them. Not at first, but with time. Read to find out what happens! (Also- it is a mystery to even me how long this story will be. I'll be posting chapters as I finish and we'll see how long it turns out to be. It could be my shortest with like four chapters, or my longest with thirty or more. You never know. I hope you enjoy it though!)

Reaching You by presea

Loving someone secretly is never in Skye's wish list. .she have a devil may care attitude. .people who is close to her said that she's a prodigy. . But when she meets Trick the guy next door who drives her crazy she got confused and always act stupid in front of him. .accepting the fact that she's really inlove with him is hard and adding up her dark secret makes it worst. . Will she be able to reach the guy who vows never to fall inlove? ?Or shell forever keep her peace? ?

Her Road To Go [UNEDITED] by _Alyrius_

She lives her life to the fullest as she is love by everyone in her home, where everyone supports and cheers for her. Some things also somewhat makes her feel empty and a feeling that she couldn't point as life is not all about rainbows and sunshine but also thunders and lightning that can make us realize how things really need to be appreciated. She feels content to everything she have until one day, her guardians has to let her go to fulfill her empty feelings. That feeling is to meet her real family, a family who still secretly mourns for her absence. Her family, her brothers who's willing to do anything just to find her. What will she feel? Do you think she will accept them? Do you think she's welcome to their family? Read at your own risk. Warning: Grammars and swearings are in this story. Rankings: #1 naive ( 9/30/20 ) #1 talented ( 10/2/20 ) #1 newschool ( 11/8/20 ) #2 teenfiction ( 12/22/20 ) #1 sisterandbrothers ( 12/22/20 ) #1 cousins ( 16/3/21 ) #1 sisterbrother ( 16/3/21 ) #3 cousins ( 11/7/21 ) Started: 8/19/20 Ended: 7/4/21

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Her Road To Go [UNEDITED] cover

Seeing you again

Francisca was only 10 years old when her mother decided to pack hers and Francisca's things and leave their home along with Fran's father and 2 older brothers. Francisca never knew why her mom suddenly took her and left. She didn't understand how her father and brothers wouldn't want to hear from her as her mother suggests. Her mother remarries a year after they left and dies only three years later in a car accident. 2 years after the accident, Francisca's step father, Mathew gets a job in Brooklyn New York. So, now Francisca is going to move to another state and attend a new school. She wasn't expecting much but she definitely didn't expect to see her brothers -who she left behind in California- to be attending the same school as her. They're seniors while she's a sophomore. Will she tell them who she is? Will they figure it out on their own? What will their reactions be? Read to find out!!