Call Me Dirty Minded
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  • Reads 784,223
  • Votes 31,646
  • Parts 65
  • Time 15h 7m
Ongoing, First published Jul 31, 2014
Highest Rank #5 in Humour -

Skye Einstein isn't your particular girl, even if she's the great grandchild of Albert Einstein. But don't let the last name fool you, she wasn't born with the intelligent nor talent gene so instead Skye possessed the speciality of staring at delicious males and drooling.

Skye seems to have the great aspect of raging hormones and curiosity. Is it possible for one girl with the explicit content Rated R mind be able to get the new kid to notice her? Well frankly, no one can miss Skye as she misinterprets everything dirty and enjoys sharing her thoughts, especially her best friend Jace who is her inevitable sound board.

 Everything seems so good, so cliche', so inviting and yet... Nothing is what you think it is. 

This is one humour book that is so much more than you bargained for.
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