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Loathing {John Mulaney x reader}

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this book is still here purely bc i like the attention/under revision as of october 1st, 2023, hopefully to be finished by july 2024
 
" I loathe you!" Anger and betrayal were shining in her eyes. 

     John snatched the paper towel roll out of her hand and smacked her shoulder as well. "I loathe you!" This left an even angrier, more flustered look on (Y/n)'s face. She sputtered out her next words. 

     "Well, I loathed you first." That was her desperate attempt at getting the last word in. And luckily for her, she did, because instead of saying anything, John grabbed the back of her neck and kissed her passionately.




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