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Loathing {John Mulaney x reader}

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this book is still here purely bc i like the attention/under revision as of october 1st, 2023, hopefully to be finished by july 2024
 
" I loathe you!" Anger and betrayal were shining in her eyes. 

     John snatched the paper towel roll out of her hand and smacked her shoulder as well. "I loathe you!" This left an even angrier, more flustered look on (Y/n)'s face. She sputtered out her next words. 

     "Well, I loathed you first." That was her desperate attempt at getting the last word in. And luckily for her, she did, because instead of saying anything, John grabbed the back of her neck and kissed her passionately.




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HER STUBBORN LOVE (Completed) by Shrutigajendra

❤️ COMPLETED❤️ Second generation book of UNWANTED BRIDE Even though she tries to stop crying, he is looking at her with a very angry expression. But she also decided that she would get on with whatever she had to accomplish today. Whether or not he confronts her today and expresses his anger. "Stop right there you, idiot... " "I won't... and cease your yelling; I'm already quite frightened." "UdayShree... " "Do not address me in this manner. I don't fear you..." She is aware that if he keeps screaming like this, she will become even more terrified of him. She has already tied his hands and feet, so she quickly finds a cloth and covers his mouth. "God be with me." She prays for safety as she observes this ferocious beast and begins to feel more confident in herself. He starts shaking so violently that she had to sit on his stomach and hurriedly takes off her nightgown and unbutton his shirt. "Stop it now! I would like to be your child's mother... For that I have to do so much and you are not cooperating even creating problems..." ???????????????????????????? STARTED - JAN, 1-2023 UPDATE SCHEDULE TUESDAY THURSDAY SATURDAY

Revenge In Love|✓ by Tales_of_the_lovee

#𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝟏 𝐨𝐟 '𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄' 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 ... "Why can't you handle the truth? The real truth is, you're not a man enough, Arjun!" That was all Siya had to say. Arjun roughly picked her up, carried her out of the bathroom, and threw her onto the bed. Siya was taken aback but didn't let fear show. Arjun hovered over her, his expression a mix of anger and determination. "Now I'll show you how much of a man I am." He said, smashing his lips against hers in a forceful kiss. Siya tried to push him away, but Arjun pinned both of her hands with one hand and held her cheeks with the other. He parted her lips and continued to kiss her aggressively, biting and nibbling at her lips with intense fury. "Arjun, let me go! Leave me, you bastard, you fucker, leave me!" She screamed, but Arjun ignored her pleas, kissing her with fierce determination. She lost track of time, feeling as though she might suffocate. Finally, he pulled away, and she gasped for air. Before she could process what was happening, Arjun tore her dress in one swift motion and threw it aside. Siya was completely shocked, but when she realized she was left only in her underwear, she quickly tried to cover herself, but Arjun didn't give her a chance. He locked her hands again and began attacking her neck with frenzied aggression, biting and sucking, breaking the skin and drawing blood. "Arjun, please let me go! What are you doing? Arjun, let me go!" Siya cried out in excruciating pain. Her cries made Arjun come to his senses. He released her, and Siya seized the moment to push him away and sit up. Seeing her in such a state, Arjun became aware of what he had almost done. Before he could speak, Siya slapped him so hard that the sound reverberated through the room. REVENGE IN LOVE by~ @Tales_of_the_lovee🦋

The Potter Twins》Draco Malfoy《 BOOK 1 by DayneMal

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I Accidentally Stole The Bad Boy's First Kiss | ✓ by vituwrites

#1 in Jealousy "I don't get it!" I yell while hurrying to catch up with him. "You don't need to get it!" he hisses out, not sounding tired after jogging for 20 minutes straight. While I on the other hand am heaving for my breath. "Why are you so hell bent on finding out who kissed you at Trevor's stupid party?!" No response. "It was just a kiss!" I try again. He stops up abruptly, turning around in a swift motion glowering down at me. I gulp. "Just a kiss?!" he whispers, I nod my head hesitantly. "JUST A KISS?!" I shrink back. He inches closer, his heavenly built towering over me. Forehead to forehead, nose to nose...disappointingly not mouth to mouth... I lick my lips slowly. He looks down, gulping before slightly moving away. "Just a kiss." I confirm. His blazing eyes find mine again. "No, it was not just a kiss! Maybe for her, but not for me!" "Why not?!" I press on. "BECAUSE SHE STOLE MY FIRST KISS!!" I gasp loudly, staggering back. His fingers graze his lips slowly before he snaps out of it, turns around and storms away. This time I don't bother following him, I am in shock. I Accidentally Stole The Bad Boy's First Kiss... ••• Completed | ✓ Unedited (Read at your own risk)

Cruel Obsession by YNjk67

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