The Hobbit....NOT!!!

One does not simply jump the dimensional planes and somehow end up in Middle Earth....except one group of friends did. And they don't know how to get back. Bummer. Might as well join these savage warriors and their grocer, sorry, burglar halfway across their world to fight a dragon and reclaim their homeland. It's just the obvious thing to do, right? Oh, and not to mention they're different races now. Who knew going from human to hobbit would be such a drastic change? Oh well, let's just find the rest of the group and make nice with giant animals. There's no harm in finding a little bit of love along the way, too. If you're into that kind of thing. What an unexpected adventure.

WARNING: This is pure and unsupervised crack. Nothing more to it. This whole story is filled with OCs, OOC acting, and really bad jokes. If you can call them that.
CAUTION: This story might also contain some serious and/or chick-flick moments.

You have been both warned and cautioned. If you still wish to proceed, the least you could do is vote or comment for these poor teens. They have some rough times ahead of them.