Okay, so, I don't know what this is...and honestly, I'm kinda scared of it. But, this is meant to be satirical and is just for fun and practice and blah blah blah. Anyway, so this is (technically) a fanfiction of O'Henry's "The Ransom of Red Chief" and it ships the two men, Bill Discroll and Sam. Now, I fully understand that when anyone reads this they'll be like "wtf is wrong with u" (and rightfully so) but, to me, this is quite amusing and is good practice. (as I have said earlier) And this (probably) won't 'ruin' the original story, as it is so absurd that it's almost surreal. And, just a warning, this story will have mentions of abuse. Enjoy it if you can.