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What happens when you mix a sarcastic female werewolf assassin with an attitude problem, a mandatory boarding school, guy that's determined to get what he wants and a queen bee that needs a reality check? You get Adelaide Arrows life. She may not be the assassin that goes around killing for fun, but she sure wouldn't mind taking a stab at Elizabeth, the queen bitch, or possibly her so called mate Christian, who seems to stop at no lengths to win her affection. And when the werewolf council decides to send her to boarding school, Adelaide's had enough. Will she follow the rules like a good little pup? Or will she do what she normally does? Manage to piss everyone off and have a fun time doing it.All Rights Reserved

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Strings ✓|COMPLETED| by TxRosex

This is not happening. I just can't go back there. That was the worst part of my life that I want to forget. This is not happening. I kept thinking that all the way to my car. The moment I reached my car, I felt someone turn me around so that my back was pressed to the car. I saw Edward looking at me with concern. "Sugar, this was not how you were supposed to find out about me. Please let me expl-" "There is nothing to explain Edward." I said. "No, there is. Just-" He started again but I cut him in between again. "It's not you Edward. It's me. I just can't go back from what I escaped. I don't belong in your world." I said tears starting to form in the corner of my eyes. "I can't go back to that world." "You are my mate, Ava and I can't let you go. You belong to me. Only me. And nothing in the world can change that." He said, making my worst fears come true. "No Edward. I can't be your mate. This can't be possible." I said contemplating on whatever the hell was going on. "I don't belong to you Edward. I don't." ************ Ava Smith a normal, teenage, high school girl who has her goals set for life but a hiccup in her plans made it a little more difficult for her. For example: tutoring Edward Knights. Who is Edward Knights? I thought you might ask. All Edward ever wanted was a mate who he would love and cherish for the rest of his life and always hoped that she'd show the same feelings. His childhood love remained incomplete and so he promised to give his everything to his mate. But what if the mate turned out to be a human? What if she already knows about Werewolves? What if she doesn't want him? What if the mate bond can't affect her? Will they accept their fate? Or will Ava let her insecurities and past love come between the new sacred bond? But is that all it is to their story? Definitely not. What's the big mission? Read to find out. ************ EDITED DO NOT COPY MY STORY! © All Rights Reserved

Under Her Clothes (Completed) by Lizzykat

Carter Angel Dixon had one hell of a year. After going through a nasty breakup she thought things were looking up, though. She found a great rental house and her job at the bakery was busier than ever. Sure, there was the mysteriously absent landlord and the boredom that her life became once she swore off men but she was handling everything just fine. That is until the landlord shows up, and won't leave. He brings with him a world of new troubles, including huge men that try to kill Carter, dangerous flirting, and her cheating ex. With both frustrating men in the picture Carter can't remember why she ever thought her life had become boring. Unfortunately for the men in her life, the ones pursuing her and the ones attacking her, she's not just going to roll over and take it. Even covered in baking flour and cupcake icing Carter can handle anything they throw at her, because under her clothes she's tougher than they give her credit for. She knows that the question isn't whether or not she'll live through another turbulent patch, but whether or not she'll do it while still keeping her pact of swearing off men. Will she be able to keep her apron on through the flying bullets and advances of one especially sexy landlord? She sure hopes so.

The little Omega-COMPLETED by geekyn3rd

(Warning: I wrote this book when I was very young and I don't have the time nor the lack of self worth to go through and edit this all, haha. It's not perfect but I don't want to take it down, it was definitely a part of my childhood and it'll stay that way)) Once upon a time there was a little Omega, and when I say little I mean really tiny. Grace is not your ordinary weak Omega though, despite her size she is born from one of the strongest packs, but when her parents die from an rouge attack she is left to an unknown weak pack an made an omega. Her terrible Alpha meets his mate who is an amazing woman but deserves better than Grace's Alpha. To celebrate the new Luna they must have a coronation. She is handing out food when she bumps into the one, her mate. Jonathan Black is one of the strongest Alphas in the world and when he meets Grace he will never let her go

Alpha's Baby | astera22 by astera22

My mum always used to tell me what it's like to see your mate for the first time. She used to say that at that moment, everything around you stopped, that nothing else mattered. And nothing else would matter. If it wasn't for the little girl clinging to my leg right now. That little girl that trusts me with her life, that beautiful little girl that made me hold on and not give up on life. That little girl, whose father is standing in front of me right now. He's my mate. The edges of his lips curve and he looks up and down as if checking me out. "Long time no see." Are the words that first come out of his mouth that break the silence. ~~~~~~~~~~ Lexie is an Alpha's daughter. She faces a hard few days and thinks a night at the club will help her get through this. A few drinks won't hurt, right? At least that's what she thinks. Yet that night will change everything sooner than she would ever imagine. When the next day, her pack gets attacked, everything is chaos. Her mother and father are killed and her world shatters. She's forced to run away and leave everyone that she still has left behind. She thinks she has no one... that's until she finds out about another heartbeat in her body. Raising a baby on your own is hard enough. After a few years she finally meets her mate though and it turns out she knows him after all. How will she confess that her mate is actually her daughter's father? What will happen now? We don't live in a fairy tale where every story has a happy ending though. Real world isn't that easy...if you can call a world full of mystical creatures very real.

Alpha Brysen by yourbrunette

"You are running away." He stated "Run as much as you want and as far as you want but heed my words, there isn't a place where I wouldn't find you. I will come for you even if you are in the depths of hell. Cause you are mine, Lizzie." ~~~~~~~~ Alpha Brysen was the alpha of the Thunder pack. To keep his position in the pack he had to find a mate before the age of twenty-five. Brysen had no desire to find someone he loved, so it was easy for him. Find someone who wouldn't interfere with his life and would carry the Luna's duty, and mate with her. But what happens when he meets quirky Elizabeth. Elizabeth or Liz was craziest girl you could have come across, being from Hollow pack you always knew what was going on with the neighbors packs. One of the neighbors pack was Thunder pack, so of course she heard that the Alpha was on mate hunt and knew the reason. Not wanting drama she decided is she ever saw him she would avoid as much as possible. But sadly luck wasn't on her side. •••••••• This is a spin-off of Alpha Heron. If you want to read Alpha Heron I suggest you do that first because it might contain spoilers and I suggest you read that first to understand Alpha Brysen better.

The Big Bad Wolf by ClarissaFox6

She was a human, clueless to the supernatural world. She worked helping troubled youth, and loved helping people. She had chronic illnesses, and was constantly at doctor's appointments. She loved reading cliche werewolf stories on her phone. He was an Alpha oblivious to her existence. He was 30, and had assigned his Beta's son to take over when he retired. He never found his mate, and him and his wolf accepted this, and took the role as both Alpha and Luna. Another Alpha was kidnapping humans and trying to turn them. He wanted more pack slaves/pets, and since turned humans were weaker, he could control them easier. He had is eyes set on her. "Ho-how is this possible? You can't be this!" He stuttered as he stared at her freshly turned wolf. She growled in response. "Doesn't matter, I'll break both of you." He smirked.

Not Too Fat by band_nerd19

Jane is bullied and made fun of everyday for being 'too fat'. Not a day goes by that someone doesn't say anything about her weight. One day, Jane decides to try to commit suicide in the school bathroom. Just as she's about to take the pills a good looking guy barges in the stall, stopping her. He's the first person that doesn't make fun of her. He's also the first person that loves and cares for her. Jane feels this pull, this connection, to him. What does Jane do when she finds out he's a werewolf and she's his mate? Does she accept him or reject him?

Dragon Blood by mwendlandt

"Do you remember calling me 'mate?'" he asked softly, pushing her wild curls away from her face. She blushed deeply, but he wouldn't let her look away. "You heard that?" He nodded with a smile. "It was the first thought she ever shared with me." Skylar pursed her lips. "She likes you very much." "What about you?" he teased gently. "How do you feel about me?" She set her jaw and once again managed to look down her nose at him while staring up at him. "Well... well, I'm rather fond of you, Orion." He let out a relieved laugh and pulled her into his chest again. "What a relief. I was worried it was just me." He nuzzled her temple, inhaling deeply, his dragon fully at peace. The words "I love you" were right on the tip of his tongue, but he knew it was too soon for that. He would have to hold them in just a little while longer. "I'm fond of you, too," he whispered in her ear. <><><><><><><><> Skylar lived her life in fear. Fear of exposure, fear of herself, and fear of her future. As a princess and heir to the kingdom, her future was daunting enough. The fact that she turned into dragon and would be killed if anyone found out made it all the worse. So, Skylar lived in constant conflict with the beast within her, all while training to be queen one day. When a fellow king discovers her secret, she is forced to flee or put her entire family in danger. When she meets Orion, the Alpha of a dragon clan, he helps open up a whole new world to her. In this new world, Skylar discovers who she is supposed to be and what she's been hiding from. She finds the beauty of her beast and a love she only ever dreamed of. But then her new world is threatened. It becomes a matter of kill or be killed, so Skylar's new family, with the help of her old, must rise to the challenge to defeat this threat. Or risk the extinction of her kind.

Game of Bets by pudding_dog123

"Well, I like you," he said, stressing every word to make his point. "Would you go out with me?" "Uhhhh, yeah." A slow smile spread across her face. "Yeah!" ~~ "Fine, you've asked the troll out, but do you think you can make her say those three magic words?" "Hah! Easiest fifty bucks of my life." "I'm not so sure about that, she's a tough nut to crack," ~~ Bella is possibly the ugliest creature on planet Earth. She has no friends. At all. But she's good at everything. No joke. Jave is possibly the handsomest creature on planet Earth. Known for being a player and the school's bad boy, he skips class and dumps girls like toys. Jave makes the mistake of betting that he can make Bella, the school's ugly nerd fall in love with him. Little does he know that this mistake will change his life. For the better or for the worse? You'll just have to find out. The story of an ugly girl and a beautiful guy brought together by a bet. Crude Language

Mated to my enemy by diamondsparkles1

"No no no no this can't be happening!" I say. "Dude chill, what's wrong?" asked Ben. "No she can't be why her, out of every girl there is of course had to be her, ugh!" "Who?" "Kingston! Kingston is my mate!" "Daphne?" "Yes! But I can just reject her right?" "You're screwed" "Wow thanks, you're such a big help!" Daphne Kingston is an only child and lives with her dad. After her mom abandoned her, she's had to learn things for herself since her dad is always working so that he can put food on the table. So she has to deal with chores, school and above it all, her worst enemy, Arron Cole. Arron Cole is the "bad boy" at school. He does as he pleases. He is also a werewolf and will become alpha, once he turns 18, of the Crescent Moon Pack. He will also find his mate, which is none other than his enemy, Daphne Kingston. Will Daphne and Arron accept each other? How will Daphne react after Arron tells her he's a werewolf? Will they be able to put their differences aside and eventually fall in love? Read to find out! Unedited! Oh and please don't copy my ideas. **Under major editing and rewriting!!!!!!

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This is not happening. I just can't go back there. That was the worst part of my life that I want to forget. This is not happening. I kept thinking that all the way to my car. The moment I reached my car, I felt someone turn me around so that my back was pressed to the car. I saw Edward looking at me with concern. "Sugar, this was not how you were supposed to find out about me. Please let me expl-" "There is nothing to explain Edward." I said. "No, there is. Just-" He started again but I cut him in between again. "It's not you Edward. It's me. I just can't go back from what I escaped. I don't belong in your world." I said tears starting to form in the corner of my eyes. "I can't go back to that world." "You are my mate, Ava and I can't let you go. You belong to me. Only me. And nothing in the world can change that." He said, making my worst fears come true. "No Edward. I can't be your mate. This can't be possible." I said contemplating on whatever the hell was going on. "I don't belong to you Edward. I don't." Ava Smith a normal, teenage, high school girl who has her goals set for life but a hiccup in her plans made it a little more difficult for her. For example: tutoring Edward Knights. Who is Edward Knights? I thought you might ask. All Edward ever wanted was a mate who he would love and cherish for the rest of his life and always hoped that she'd show the same feelings. His childhood love remained incomplete and so he promised to give his everything to his mate. But what if the mate turned out to be a human? What if she already knows about Werewolves? What if she doesn't want him? What if the mate bond can't affect her? Will they accept their fate? Or will Ava let her insecurities and past love come between the new sacred bond? But is that all it is to their story? Definitely not. What's the big mission? Read to find out. EDITED DO NOT COPY MY STORY! © All Rights Reserved