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What happens when you mix a sarcastic female werewolf assassin with an attitude problem, a mandatory boarding school, guy that's determined to get what he wants and a queen bee that needs a reality check? You get Adelaide Arrows life. She may not be the assassin that goes around killing for fun, but she sure wouldn't mind taking a stab at Elizabeth, the queen bitch, or possibly her so called mate Christian, who seems to stop at no lengths to win her affection. And when the werewolf council decides to send her to boarding school, Adelaide's had enough. Will she follow the rules like a good little pup? Or will she do what she normally does? Manage to piss everyone off and have a fun time doing it.All Rights Reserved

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Not Too Fat by band_nerd19

Jane is bullied and made fun of everyday for being 'too fat'. Not a day goes by that someone doesn't say anything about her weight. One day, Jane decides to try to commit suicide in the school bathroom. Just as she's about to take the pills a good looking guy barges in the stall, stopping her. He's the first person that doesn't make fun of her. He's also the first person that loves and cares for her. Jane feels this pull, this connection, to him. What does Jane do when she finds out he's a werewolf and she's his mate? Does she accept him or reject him?

The Next Alpha King (No longer updating 2021) by HearMeScream

Grace Faith is nobody. The only person she talks to is her best friend Lily and sometimes even this one guy named Dean. Her brother had mainly derived all the high school's attention on himself and nobody ever pays attention to her. She's a very weak she-wolf and lacks the confidence in everything she does. Ryder Devereux was the complete opposite. He's the typical bad-boy you see in high school and is also the next alpha king. His father sent him off from school to school to find his mate, but Ryder only took that opportunity to get into even more drugs and girl's pants. They were both different but both very similar as well. They both have their own insecurities and they push everybody away. So what would happen when fate puts these two very different wolves together? Would they forget their differences and learn to love each other? Would they speak up and fight through their struggle together? Or would everything fall apart because of Grace's lack of confidence and Ryder's past?

Game of Bets by pudding_dog123

"Well, I like you," he said, stressing every word to make his point. "Would you go out with me?" "Uhhhh, yeah." A slow smile spread across her face. "Yeah!" ~~ "Fine, you've asked the troll out, but do you think you can make her say those three magic words?" "Hah! Easiest fifty bucks of my life." "I'm not so sure about that, she's a tough nut to crack," ~~ Bella is possibly the ugliest creature on planet Earth. She has no friends. At all. But she's good at everything. No joke. Jave is possibly the handsomest creature on planet Earth. Known for being a player and the school's bad boy, he skips class and dumps girls like toys. Jave makes the mistake of betting that he can make Bella, the school's ugly nerd fall in love with him. Little does he know that this mistake will change his life. For the better or for the worse? You'll just have to find out. The story of an ugly girl and a beautiful guy brought together by a bet. Crude Language

My Heart Got In The Way by meishoy12

Kira grew up without a world of supernatural creatures. Her family was apart of a secret agency. She didn't know of these creatures and her family till she turned 16, her entire life changed. She was kidnapped by the secret agency; little did she know that her family was apart of it. She was kidnapped to test her skills because you see, Kira was always a daddy's girl and her father, Mr.Johnson would train her for these things, but she never knew why. Anyways, Kira past the tests and now five years later, Kira has went on multiple missions until one day she was chosen to go on a mission undercover to assassinate a ruthless alpha. What will happen?! Read to find out the mystery behind these two individuals.... #Mature content is included...

Alpha Brysen by yourbrunette

"You are running away." He stated "Run as much as you want and as far as you want but heed my words, there isn't a place where I wouldn't find you. I will come for you even if you are in the depths of hell. Cause you are mine, Lizzie." ~~~~~~~~ Alpha Brysen was the alpha of the Thunder pack. To keep his position in the pack he had to find a mate before the age of twenty-five. Brysen had no desire to find someone he loved, so it was easy for him. Find someone who wouldn't interfere with his life and would carry the Luna's duty, and mate with her. But what happens when he meets quirky Elizabeth. Elizabeth or Liz was craziest girl you could have come across, being from Hollow pack you always knew what was going on with the neighbors packs. One of the neighbors pack was Thunder pack, so of course she heard that the Alpha was on mate hunt and knew the reason. Not wanting drama she decided is she ever saw him she would avoid as much as possible. But sadly luck wasn't on her side. •••••••• This is a spin-off of Alpha Heron. If you want to read Alpha Heron I suggest you do that first because it might contain spoilers and I suggest you read that first to understand Alpha Brysen better.

Rejection On The Blood Moon by AngelWritez15

Lydia Nightshade was blessed with powers by the Moon Goddess when she was a baby. Some of her pack feared her, but she was loved by her family until that fateful day. Lydia has been treated awfully by her pack and siblings after the death of her parents when she was 4 years old. They feared her because she was powerful and the didn't understand it. All she dreamed about for the last 13 years, was to be able to become the Head Hunter of her pack just like her mother was On her 18th birthday, Lydia discovered her mate was the Alpha-to-be, who happened to be her childhood friend, turned biggest bully and abuser. He rejects her and makes a blood oath on the blood moon to leave her old pack and that the Alpha-to-be can't find his second chance mate until he feels true remorse for how he treated her. She spends the next 3 years as a rouge building her own life, what happens when the Alpha of the most powerful pack takes an interest in her and wants her to join his pack?

Queen Mate by _heartlessgirl_14

Rosalie Brookwood , Queen of all wolves and magical creatures Born in the Medieval time era . Half Werewolf ,Half Vampire. Her mother died in a rogue attack that her father blamed her for. He raised her to believe that your Mate makes you weak with her mother being dead and her grandma being banished due to her father ,she grew to believe this. So when most girls dreamed of meeting there mates she dread meeting hers .Her father shaped her to be a stone hearted leader that was to be seen as powerful and strong.And when she did rebel against her father she was met by brutally harsh punishments. After years of being corrupted her father gave her a letter explaining why he acted how he did and she fully forgave him. After his death she continued to rule how he taught her . " I'm a queen and I refuse to let my people down by gaining a weakness ,especially a Mate" -Queen Rosalie-Daraioy So its a surprise for when she hosts her usual royal gathering of all her packs leaders and she finally finds her mate... Jason Black Loving family ,friends and pack Alpha of Black Creek Pack His older brother is his beta and his best friend is third in command Him and his family got invited to the royal palace for a ball the queen is hosting... "Do you smell that "My head whipped around and my eyes connected with light brown eyes My wolf whispered 'Mate ' I'm screwed..... ‼️WARNING‼️: This book will contain mature language and some violence Read at your own risk !!! (Might suck !!!Just a heads up !! )

Unknown History by lilmc87

A girl who is taken in by a werewolf shifter family at birth has just moved to a new town in a new state. Even though she can't be part of the pack she still understands pack politics especially since her father is the new Beta of this new pack. So as she tried to settle in her new town fate seems to have a different plan, not only is she dealing with the fact that she is a human in a family of wolves but now the prince of the supernaturals has taken a special interest in her. As the Prince tries to get closer to her more of her past is revealed and things start to get more complicated.

Dragon Blood by mwendlandt

"Do you remember calling me 'mate?'" he asked softly, pushing her wild curls away from her face. She blushed deeply, but he wouldn't let her look away. "You heard that?" He nodded with a smile. "It was the first thought she ever shared with me." Skylar pursed her lips. "She likes you very much." "What about you?" he teased gently. "How do you feel about me?" She set her jaw and once again managed to look down her nose at him while staring up at him. "Well... well, I'm rather fond of you, Orion." He let out a relieved laugh and pulled her into his chest again. "What a relief. I was worried it was just me." He nuzzled her temple, inhaling deeply, his dragon fully at peace. The words "I love you" were right on the tip of his tongue, but he knew it was too soon for that. He would have to hold them in just a little while longer. "I'm fond of you, too," he whispered in her ear. <><><><><><><><> Skylar lived her life in fear. Fear of exposure, fear of herself, and fear of her future. As a princess and heir to the kingdom, her future was daunting enough. The fact that she turned into dragon and would be killed if anyone found out made it all the worse. So, Skylar lived in constant conflict with the beast within her, all while training to be queen one day. When a fellow king discovers her secret, she is forced to flee or put her entire family in danger. When she meets Orion, the Alpha of a dragon clan, he helps open up a whole new world to her. In this new world, Skylar discovers who she is supposed to be and what she's been hiding from. She finds the beauty of her beast and a love she only ever dreamed of. But then her new world is threatened. It becomes a matter of kill or be killed, so Skylar's new family, with the help of her old, must rise to the challenge to defeat this threat. Or risk the extinction of her kind.

Alpha's Baby | astera22 by astera22

My mum always used to tell me what it's like to see your mate for the first time. She used to say that at that moment, everything around you stopped, that nothing else mattered. And nothing else would matter. If it wasn't for the little girl clinging to my leg right now. That little girl that trusts me with her life, that beautiful little girl that made me hold on and not give up on life. That little girl, whose father is standing in front of me right now. He's my mate. The edges of his lips curve and he looks up and down as if checking me out. "Long time no see." Are the words that first come out of his mouth that break the silence. ~~~~~~~~~~ Lexie is an Alpha's daughter. She faces a hard few days and thinks a night at the club will help her get through this. A few drinks won't hurt, right? At least that's what she thinks. Yet that night will change everything sooner than she would ever imagine. When the next day, her pack gets attacked, everything is chaos. Her mother and father are killed and her world shatters. She's forced to run away and leave everyone that she still has left behind. She thinks she has no one... that's until she finds out about another heartbeat in her body. Raising a baby on your own is hard enough. After a few years she finally meets her mate though and it turns out she knows him after all. How will she confess that her mate is actually her daughter's father? What will happen now? We don't live in a fairy tale where every story has a happy ending though. Real world isn't that easy...if you can call a world full of mystical creatures very real.

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Not Too Fat

Jane is bullied and made fun of everyday for being 'too fat'. Not a day goes by that someone doesn't say anything about her weight. One day, Jane decides to try to commit suicide in the school bathroom. Just as she's about to take the pills a good looking guy barges in the stall, stopping her. He's the first person that doesn't make fun of her. He's also the first person that loves and cares for her. Jane feels this pull, this connection, to him. What does Jane do when she finds out he's a werewolf and she's his mate? Does she accept him or reject him?