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Don't read this if you're not Oofed yet pt.2
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Ongoing, First published Nov 16, 2019
Apparently I reached the limit on my other one : ( 

Please vote and comment, or I'll cry my eyes out and mail them to your front doorstep. These books have become very successful in allowing me to vent about my fairly average life as a teenage adolescent. There's mild humor, suggestive language, and dark jokes, so if you're wary around that "middle school humor" stuff, I don't recommend this for your enjoyment. But, feel free to share with all your crackhead friends ; )
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