The Delightfully Tragic Reminiscences of Cadence DeLaundry

Cadence DeLaundry is a very unique eighteen year-old girl, to say the least. Her twin brother, Vernacular, just awoke from a ten-year coma and she's too preoccupied with a desperate search for her beloved, recently lost pet crow, Gay, to spend more than a minute with the young man whose mentality is that of a second grader's. She's also, as anyone who's ever spent more than two seconds around her knows quite well, an aspiring wig-maker. And a very talented, very motivated one at that.

As she further develops her wig-making skills and prowess, testing out her creations on peers in need, she catches the attention of young Robi Suckler. A wannabe-wig-maker himself, Robi is threatened enough by Cadence's obvious natural ability that he turns to increasingly violent and extreme methods, all for a chance to achieve the success he so craves.

A quirky tale written in diary-form and presented as a rare look into oddball Cadence's personal, private and ridiculously melodramatic journal, "The Delightfully Tragic Reminiscences of Cadence DeLaundry" are, hopefully & appropriately, both delightful and tragic.