The Twisted Misadventures Of My Mentality

Welcome aboard, reader. What you are about to read is some of which goes on in my head. Maybe you'll find it entertaining--possibly completely horrifying. My brain works full-time, 24/7.
THIS BOOK CONTAINS MATURE, SENSITIVE TOPICS. AND THERE'S PLENTIFUL OF CURSING. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
If you'd like to continue reading my book, keep your hands and feet in at all times. Don't talk to the voices and don't feed them, no matter if they tell you they're starving. The cats you see are vicious, even if they seem cute and petable.

Enjoy the ride. It's definitely a ride you'll remember.

-The crazed author