Harry Potter and Percy Jackson are both little shits
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Harry was bored. Percy was bored.
So, naturally, the two cousins pretended that Percy was Voldemort's grandson.
Sirius got roped into this somehow, but mainly he's just here for shits and giggles.
Also, lots of Starkid references. Yes, the theater company exists. Yes, they still made the same musicals. No, no one in the story other than Harry or Percy has watched these musicals. No, it makes no sense whatsoever. Now, let's get on with it.
I don't own Harry Potter or Percy Jackson (or Starkid, for that matter). Please don't sue me.
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