Rants: Screw the World!
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Random rants about random stuff! I'm going to try my hardest not to talk about anything that could offend anyone, I want this to be enjoyable for everyone. If you don't agree with something I say, that's totally fine. I'm proud that you can stand up for what you believe in!
Caution: some strong language. No surprise there, this is a rant book after all ^-^
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