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HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?!
No, because we don't have pokemon yet. If we did, then yes. It would have gone too far.
Hey, what's up, fuck sluts. Talking about SCP right now.

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And none of the SCPs belong to me, duh.
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Command: Past is Present by Northwind808

"We've learned from our mistakes, Altera. Enough blood has already been shed." "That didn't stop the start of World War III, did it?" "No. It didn't. But it ended it." "Human minds are just sacs of salt interacting with proteins. Even now, you live in a world of lies, where everything around you is a construct created by your mind. It betrays you. No wonder why you are all such messes." This is a monument to all of their sins. Many a time, evil was executed in the name of a greater good. While one would hope that humans would learn from the mistakes of our past, we are fickle creatures with short memories, horrible prejudices, and a habit of self-destruction. This is a testament to those who didn't have a voice. Who have a story to share, and yet never got the chance to. (A series of short stories taking place in the world of "Beneath the Ice," covering significant events from before BtI to after. Not labeled as an Among Us Fanfiction because events are not all specific to Among Us.) TRIGGER WARNING: Violence, blood, death, profanity This book contains characters that are part of the Lgbtq+ community. If you do not support this, please don't read or don't comment any hateful things. The point of including this kind of diversity is to help normalize this kind of content, not to be open to hate of any sort. NOTICE: Due to the unfortunate rise in mock websites, this is a disclaimer that this book is only being published on Wattpad. Please leave whatever other website you are reading this on and check out the original book. Plagiarizing is not acceptable and it is disrespectful to use someone else's work without their consent. Cover designed/drawn by me using MS Paint.

True Identity // A Socksfor1 Horror AU by TheAddieDragon

Humans are quite possibly the lowest level of life from what I can tell. They just come and go as they please, destroy what they please, and contain unknown beings like me for "the safety of humanity." Yeah, right. And they're also pretty stupid, judging from how easy it was to break free from those foundation fools holding me captive. And now I'm stuck controlling a human body (that does NOT like to cooperate, mind you) while I complete my final plans for the human race. And if you're wondering... yes, I'm going to murder them all. Starting with this little "Skeld Crew" that I've heard about. Not much, but a start. A start that will strike the fear essence of my true power into the hearts of every human in existence. - Unknown ---------- 541 & Dr Vyllin are the only characters in this I own. All the others belong to their respected owners. !DISCLAIMER! This story is a horror type story. There will be themes relating to/depicting: blood, death, gore, corruption, cannibalism, body horror, etc. If you are sensitive to these topics, reader discretion is advised. Started: May 6, 2022 Completed: October 2, 2022 - Milestones - 1K - August 2022 2K - February 2023

The Redemption of Maximus by TonyaDavis240

The world is screwed up place. Everyone in it just wants peace when it isn't promised to nobody. We work for ourselves to try to improve our ways of life only for someone who has more to take it. Everything is about monetary gain and if you don't got the green you better have a way to survive. Help wont come when you need it. There is no home and having shame is a simple thing of the past. We all tell people to have hope. We tell them that if they work hard enough that change will eventually come and with that change they will find their happy ending. I've watched humans kill for that happy ending. I've committed murder when a tyrant thought to torture the only good thing in this world I have ever found in this fucked up place. Even when I tried to save it, I still lost it. Yeah, you heard right. I am no saint. This world is far from cupcake and t ,rainbows and their isn't not one soul that could tell me different. I have had to fight to survive since the day I lii I broke out of an egg into this world. No one has ever known where I came from and from the moment I got here I've never know any kindness. I have always been the odd one out because I was different. I'm not talking different just because the color of my skin. I'm talking different because when I get well and truly pissed I turn into a vicious monster. I'm not talking a kiddie monster like the one that creeps under your bed while you are sleeping or chooses to hide in your closet. I'm the type that you cant get away from. I travel through space and time. If I want you, I will have you. I have the powers of invisibility on my side, and you will never see me coming. There is no one that can catch me because I can poof away at the drop of a hat. If that doesn't scare you than the thousands of scars on my body and my size definitely will. But who cares about that shit anyway. Looks aren't everything. I am Maximus.

Intersection | SCP / GFL by Noob_P2W

Dr.James White a senior researcher finds himself in trouble while testing a new, yet to be designated SCP in Site-██. As two universes collide, problems quickly escalate. Will he restore the place he once called home? I don't own Girl's Frontline or anything in the SCP universe and I don't own any of the pictures either. Please don't sue me. I just love this stuff. :) *Also this is my first story, so don't expect it to be the best.

Inseparable by CrazySpooderMonster

If you doubt your writing skills, read this book. It'll make you feel better, trust me. I wrote this when I was in sixth grade, and now I can't even get through the first chapter without cringing. Okay, here we go: ------------- Before I tell you my story, I have something to tell you. My twin sister, Fern, and I, we are special. Not the kind of special like we are the best at an instrument or we know more facts about something than anyone else. We are so special that our connection is something that only happens every million years. we also inherited something random from our adopted mom that makes us SUPER special. To find another of us would take over a hundred-million years. You have to promise to not tell anyone though. If you do, scientists will come for us by the thousands. We would be put on public display where millions would flock around to get a mere glimpse of us and what makes us special. Scientists and genetic experts on many grounds would put us in cages. They would come and force us to be part of painful, tiring experiments. This already happened once, we don't want it to happen again. If you promise not to tell anyone, I'll tell you. Fern and I have the ability to communicate with each other and other telepathic people without moving our mouths over long distances. And... We have fire and ice powers.

When two worlds collide by SarcasticAndBritish

When both of our species were created, we were destined to have a mate within our own species. I have been searching for my mate since I was 18 when I first shifted except I have yet to find her. Imagine being the only werewolf without their mate. Having no one to hold, love and trust it leaves you heart broken seeing other were wolves with their mates. But I have a feeling that something big is coming and it will change both of our species altogether. This is my story of how love can be the most powerful thing alive......

Creature (Minecraft YouTuber AU) by enchantedreadshere

As the trees and its land slowly burn down by he deadly purple acid, a man that was watching from afar shivered at this sight. This has been going on for ages, and the creature hasn't been stopped. If they didn't stop the thing on time, everything they knew, everything they have ever known. Every building ever created, every world that has been generated, would be gone. The man looked towards his companion, or was he, his companion? His friend has been acting a bit strange, acting anything but not himself. The man took a deep breath and sighed. He looked towards the man with a stern face, gripping onto his iron sword. "Are you sure, you aren't, It?" His friend looked back at him, and chuckled coldly in response. "You know me, buddy, I wouldn't let It get to me." On the next day, the man's friend was gone. So was the other. *Narrating will get better the more you read* *COMPLETE* (YouTubers au, based on the actual ******** world. More and more YouTubers will appear, some will get mentioned, some will appear once, and some will not, and if you're a youtuber reading this, please don't read this cause uhhh, it's not good. There will be no cursing in this! So don't expect any curses. Please do not take this seriously. Only used to entertain fans.) Story cover by my very good friend in real life @zerinieee

ChargedMetal (Original.) by DCTheGladTrashBag

A poor quality Fanfiction about my (cancerous) crossover OTP. It gets worse every chapter, and nothing will end me. (Unless I give up and/or finish it.) [This story is Now Completly Discontinued. There is no Improved Version Coming.] ((⬆This has just been found out to be a lie.)) [Someone erase this cancer from my past for Christs sake plEaSe-]

Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion shenanigans by Yaabbyy

Literally just me and my many Spooky's-related thoughts. There's not nearly enough SJM content on here so ummm I'm gonna try and change that a bit. Incorrect quotes, headcanons, stories, art, alignment charts, and pretty much anything in between. Also don't expect me to take this 100% seriously cause uhhhhhh I most definitely will not be doing that :) Also ALSO in this house we love and appreciate Specimen 11

SCPs but now with 20% more existential dread by DoodleandBug

Welcome to SCP, where we have critical tomatoes and melty masks. I'm your guide for today. Have fun, don't touch that, Seriously Don't Touch That If You Value Your Life, and yeah. I change the description every once in a while, so try to remember the basics: - you do NOT recognise the bodies in the water, you hear me? - if I contact you about unsolicited memes, do not worry. that's just my evil clone. - we are having none of that 'bigger on the inside' nonsense - logical arguments are recommended SCP doesn't belong to me, and never will It's too much power. i literally dont want to look at this anymore lmao

It's not the fall that kills you. by AtlasIsGray

Kill me, Kill me some more, Put me in a blender or the ground then dig me up, School is shit, People are shit, Life is shit, Everything but Music, Magic and Me is shit. Everything except for those three M's and reading/writing about the one and only amazing dysfunctional high-functioning sociopathic man that can deduce the last time you wiped your arse from a hair on your dirty left shoe. There will be a shit ton of angst and sadshit here prepare your tissuebox. :) I will not be fucking writing smut for you fucking dirty twisted horny bastards, you can imagine that shit by yourself. PREFRENCES EXIST MATE I wrote this for an English Assessment god help my poor mentally ill brain

Scp-4000 And Scp [Insert Scp number Here] Newscapepro Scp Au Completed by Scp_fan

I have always been here since I was 13. Why? My name is Cory Crater I worked at the Scp Foundation. Because I'm an "Scp" myself Scp-4000 I'm now 23 I've been through a fire when I was 1 month old. The doctors replace my face with a camera. I gain the ability to tell there was a picture was taken, when was he or she was born, where was he or she was wearing, and more creepier how did he or she died and I have the ability to take pictures with my face and I loved hanging around new or old people especially get along with all Scps. Safe or Euclid or Keter Scps I get along with any Scp. But things are weird when your the only human with camera face and feels weird and some Scps enjoy picking on me and teasing me and see how my life turns out. Started: June 22, 2018 Ended July 28, 2019

Pokemon HeartGold x Realistic Male Reader by Haiko__

You're a normal 16 yo guy except for the fact that you like to think of yourself as a rationalist and like to put forward your... well... let's say... realistic point of view. A bit to much for some people, but they're just too dumb to understand. You like the Pokemon universe, games and manga mostly (fuck the anime). Thanks to a fortunate event, you're going over to the world of pokemon, more accurately the Jotho region where you will go on a pokemon trainer adventure. But your interaction with the inhabitants of this child-like world may be... interesting. I do not own any Pokemon related content, it belongs to The Pokemon Company. I do not own any of the images/videos/gifs I use in my chapters.

Hero Time (Composite Ben 10 reader x Multiple Crossovers) by Bill_s

"In a world where Grimm, Danger Beasts, Monsters, and notorious villains run rampant, there are those who stand against them. Benders, Huntsmen, Heroes, people who have the power to fight them, for the sole purpose of defending the innocent. At least some of them. Other guys just want to prove how powerful they are, and push around people without powers. I learned that the hard way. My name is Y/n Tennyson. I'm 20 years old, and I am in possession of the most powerful alien weapons, in the universe. When I was little, people like Bakugo and Issei picked on me everyday, just because I was too powerless to do anything. So one day, I decided to drop out of Union Academy and went on a cross country road trip with my grandpa and cousin. Then on our first stop, I went out on a walk where a meteor fell out of the sky and crashed right in front of me. But, as it turns out, it wasn't a meteor, but a pod containing a watch that, once stuck upon your wrist, could turn you into any alien you want. Needless to say that my life went uphill from there. I traveled across the galaxy, saved it from blowing up. Fought a giant alien, AS a giant alien. Stopped a race from destroying the universe. Blew up my watch. Got a new one. Dated a tennis player, and broke up with her. Fought a giant alien, as a giant alien AGAIN, this time in Tokyo. Killed an interdimensional demon along with my archnemesis. And made friends with a Slimebiote named Skurd. Now me and my friends are unlicensed heroes who defend the world from destruction. Mainly because it's the right thing to do, but partially to show Union Academy what kind of hero I am now. And I can't wait to see the look on their faces." (None of the images, videos, or gifs in the book belong to me. I own none of the properties you will see in this fan fiction, they all belong to their respective owners. Any characters depicted in romantic or sexual context is 18 years old or older. You belong to yourself.)

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Command: Past is Present

"We've learned from our mistakes, Altera. Enough blood has already been shed." "That didn't stop the start of World War III, did it?" "No. It didn't. But it ended it." "Human minds are just sacs of salt interacting with proteins. Even now, you live in a world of lies, where everything around you is a construct created by your mind. It betrays you. No wonder why you are all such messes." This is a monument to all of their sins. Many a time, evil was executed in the name of a greater good. While one would hope that humans would learn from the mistakes of our past, we are fickle creatures with short memories, horrible prejudices, and a habit of self-destruction. This is a testament to those who didn't have a voice. Who have a story to share, and yet never got the chance to. (A series of short stories taking place in the world of "Beneath the Ice," covering significant events from before BtI to after. Not labeled as an Among Us Fanfiction because events are not all specific to Among Us.) TRIGGER WARNING: Violence, blood, death, profanity This book contains characters that are part of the Lgbtq+ community. If you do not support this, please don't read or don't comment any hateful things. The point of including this kind of diversity is to help normalize this kind of content, not to be open to hate of any sort. NOTICE: Due to the unfortunate rise in mock websites, this is a disclaimer that this book is only being published on Wattpad. Please leave whatever other website you are reading this on and check out the original book. Plagiarizing is not acceptable and it is disrespectful to use someone else's work without their consent. Cover designed/drawn by me using MS Paint.