Call Me Bob Newheart Because This Is All A Dream
5 parts Complete Remember when Stiles woke from a string of nightmares at the start of 3B? I figure the nogitsune episodes could be just another of those. So, ah, this entire fic is him going through a bunch of nightmares, but he needs an anchor of his own to keep from descending into madness.
He picks wooing Derek because:
(1) it's something to focus on
(2) Derek will never go for it (so he can keep doing it forever)
Of course, these are nightmares, so it doesn't go very well.