my funney joke story
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- Votos 2
- Partes 2
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one day my mom was doing my hair then all of a suddent I seen her putting diffrent types of greases in my hair and then i had asked her what the hell you doing putting all of that grease in my hair this ant no popeyes.
I went to a emotional wedding even the cake was crying
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