my funney joke story
- LECTURES 17
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- Chapitres 2
Contenu pour adultesEn cours d'écriture<5 mins
Dernière publication mar., déc. 3, 2019
one day my mom was doing my hair then all of a suddent I seen her putting diffrent types of greases in my hair and then i had asked her what the hell you doing putting all of that grease in my hair this ant no popeyes.
I went to a emotional wedding even the cake was crying
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