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The Perfect Reunion - Deadpool x Reader

DeadpoolOfCourse

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DeadpoolOfCourse

deadpool fanfiction humor love reader romance story

Hey guys!! It's Deadpool! The author is being totally awesome and writing a love story about ME! I hope you're excited! She said that she appreciates any input you have on this story and constructive criticism is welcome, as long as you're not an asshole about it which I doubt. Especially since you guys a super awesome because you're actually taking the time to read this! She would also like to tell you that the swearing in here may not be excessive, but she does like to get creative with her threats and insults, so be warned. *Picks up phone and dials number* Hello? Yeah, um can you just talk to them? I can't keep talking off of the paper you wrote for me. What? Aww, but it's soo boooooriiinggg!!! *Shoots self in head* ~Moments later~ *Gets back on phone* YES! Thank you! I'm going to take a nap now. BYE GUYS! The author is here and she's going to pick up where we left off. Yaay! Hi guys! My name is Miranda and I'm so excited to write this story for you guys so, here you go!All Rights Reserved

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"Listen, do you want to fuck or not?" He was getting irritated with the time I was wasting. "You," I poke a finger to his hard chest. "don't scare me. And yes, I want to fuck. So fuckin fuck me already." He rolled his eyes, but the small grin he had on, wasn't quick enough to miss. "I don't go slow. And I definitely don't do virgins." "Oh really? Because it seemed like a second ago you wanted me." I crossed my arms, displaying my flat, but somewhat puffed out chest. "Very cute, Ciliegia. Now get out." He waved me off, before turning back to his play boy magazine. "Why are you still here?" "You want to fuck, let's fuck. I'm not going anywhere." His eyes poured deep into mine, before flickering away. "You're going to be the death of me." ______________________________________ Juliet was your average goody two shoes. And Romeo was your average bad boy. But when one starts a prank, the other cant help but retaliate. She fell for him from the beginning, and knew there was no turning back, but when he takes things way too far, that even causes a tragic death of Juliet's loved one; he just wasn't worth it anymore. Will Juliet end up broken hearted like before? Or will Romeo realize what he's been missing all along?

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The Luminosity of Love by C4t1l1n4

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Romeo & Juliet ✅ Completed✅

"Listen, do you want to fuck or not?" He was getting irritated with the time I was wasting. "You," I poke a finger to his hard chest. "don't scare me. And yes, I want to fuck. So fuckin fuck me already." He rolled his eyes, but the small grin he had on, wasn't quick enough to miss. "I don't go slow. And I definitely don't do virgins." "Oh really? Because it seemed like a second ago you wanted me." I crossed my arms, displaying my flat, but somewhat puffed out chest. "Very cute, Ciliegia. Now get out." He waved me off, before turning back to his play boy magazine. "Why are you still here?" "You want to fuck, let's fuck. I'm not going anywhere." His eyes poured deep into mine, before flickering away. "You're going to be the death of me." ______________________________________ Juliet was your average goody two shoes. And Romeo was your average bad boy. But when one starts a prank, the other cant help but retaliate. She fell for him from the beginning, and knew there was no turning back, but when he takes things way too far, that even causes a tragic death of Juliet's loved one; he just wasn't worth it anymore. Will Juliet end up broken hearted like before? Or will Romeo realize what he's been missing all along?