The Perfect Reunion - Deadpool x Reader

Hey guys!! It's Deadpool! The author is being totally awesome and writing a love story about ME! I hope you're excited! She said that she appreciates any input you have on this story and constructive criticism is welcome, as long as you're not an asshole about it which I doubt. Especially since you guys a super awesome because you're actually taking the time to read this! She would also like to tell you that the swearing in here may not be excessive, but she does like to get creative with her threats and insults, so be warned. *Picks up phone and dials number* Hello? Yeah, um can you just talk to them? I can't keep talking off of the paper you wrote for me. What? Aww, but it's soo boooooriiinggg!!! *Shoots self in head* ~Moments later~ *Gets back on phone* YES! Thank you! I'm going to take a nap now. BYE GUYS! The author is here and she's going to pick up where we left off. Yaay! Hi guys! My name is Miranda and I'm so excited to write this story for you guys so, here you go!