I Have A Twin Named CM Punk (WWE and CM Punk Story)

Ok, let's get this straight. My name's Sauna and this is how it all started. First of all, if Sheamus didn't yell at my face, I would never have slapped him and kick the crap out of Alberto Del Rio. And I'm in BIG trouble. Vince wants me to be in a storyline with someone. Which I have no problem with. I'm your butt-kicking, you mess with me, you're going down, girly, favorite colors: black and pink, girl with a skill in punching a tooth out of a guy (and girl!). Problem is I'm paired up with my twin: CM Punk. Not that he is actually my twin but Vince wants us to act like brothery and sistery. Again I don't have a problem with that but Punk keeps teasing me like crazy and our little sibling relationship? Yeah, I think I may have found some papers...