Last Holiday on Terra

Extraterrestrials living human lives. And on Holiday!! A grand ol' time...sort of. Okay, fine...NOT.

Happy, now...are we?

I'm a greedy liege. A wicked Commander. A terrible driver. Rotten liar.

Fine. But I promise, the last part is true.

I had always wanted to return to my life, there was so much work to be done, bad guys to be fought only, the bad guys seem to have located my whereabouts on Terra. And this puts everyone at risk...

I ought to start at the beginning of my life. Only, which life do I begin with?