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Endless Ways To Kill Someone
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Ongoing, First published Jul 31, 2014
Looking for a way to kill someone? Maybe you're trying to give them a slow, painful death, or perhaps a fast, effective one. Whatever your reasons for committing murder may be, you can find endless ways to kill people here..
**NOTE; THIS BOOK IS CREATED FOR COMEDY AND HORROR PURPOSES ONLY. NOTHING IN THIS BOOK IS TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. MURDER IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE (obviously..duhh) SO DON'T REPORT ME OR ANYTHING BECAUSE I DON'T ACTUALLY KILL PEOPLE. SO DON'T TRY ANY OF THESE THINGS. IF SOMEBODY ENDS UP DEAD BECAUSE OF THIS BOOK, I WILL TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY BECAUSE AS YOU CAN SEE, I PUT UP A WARNING.**
Hah. Enjoy my lovelies. And don't kill people. If you do, you get no skittles.
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"So, let me get this straight. You stomped all over his paperwork?" She started. "Not intentionally, but yes," I confirmed it. "Threw a drink in his face?" She added. "Expensive red wine." I described. "Rammed into his car with yours deliberately?" she counted on her third finger. "Um...I'm not proud of that one," I said cringing. "And called him offensive names?" She ended the list and I winced. "Twice." I specified. "And you're still alive?" She blinked, looking genuinely surprised. "Geez, don't be dramatic or anything..." I frowned at her hyperbolic statement. "Maybe he's keeping you around to get revenge." She suggested. Possible. I wouldn't put it past him. "I didn't know alright!" I exclaimed. "Let's hope that excuse is acceptable.." She was merely amused. "Working with my new boss is going to be a piece of work." ** Synopsis: When the CEO of Signature Heights: Jensen Black, and a stubborn employee: Alexandra Brook, clash, it's a battle of wits & a war of perseverance. They are both dead set on making each other's lives hell, but when the story progresses they just might learn that first impressions could be deceiving. As circumstances reveal their true selves and opinions change, things could get complicated especially when suddenly feelings get involved. Who would be the first to concede? Maybe it's not that simple to forgive your archnemesis and maybe it'll result in some hilarious consequences... ** Book 1 of a two-part series (completed).High Rankings: # Funny, # Humor, # Comedy, # Romance, #Billionaire Amazing book, I adore your writing style, and I really enjoyed these characters and story -Reader Fantastic story, believably flawed characters and deft humour makes for a very engaging read, I could barely put it down to feed my children -Reader **