Jokes And Riddles
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Last published Fri, Sep 12, 2014
Hi well I've decided to write a joke book that most people love! But Im going to need help so if you have a really funny joke or a hard riddle, please send me a message. And instead of giving a you a shout out on the joke page, I'm going to dedicate pages every so often to the people who send me ideas! So tell me what you think and read my book. So thank you very much for reading and I'm trying to get a goal of 200 jokes and riddles so please help me guys! Thanks XOXO Luv Ya
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