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Jokes And Riddles

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Bab 4
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Bab 4
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Hi well I've decided to write a joke book that most people love! But Im going to need help so if you have a really funny joke or a hard riddle, please send me a message. And instead of giving a you a shout out on the joke page, I'm going to dedicate pages every so often to the people who send me ideas! So tell me what you think and read my book. So thank you very much for reading and I'm trying to get a goal of 200 jokes and riddles so please help me guys! Thanks XOXO Luv YaSeluruh Hak Cipta Dilindungi Undang-Undang

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i don't mind :: c.h oleh Iuovebites

❝i'm sorry i said things i'll never look up to. i'm sorry i just dumped you. and i'm sorry i only left you 1% hope to hold on to. maybe i'm not worth your love. i'm a piece of dick, really. but just give me another chance.❞ he said, never letting my eyes drift away from him. i know he is sincere. and i understand it. ❝i don't mind the time. and i don't mind all bullshits that pass us. all i wanna do is make you feel loved, i don't mind anything. i don't mind it.. at all.❞

30 • cth oleh sunflowerems

"Let's make a deal" "What kind of deal?" "Well, you want to know my name, and I want to have some fun..." "Ok, so?" "Spend the rest of the night having an adventure with me, and if you make it to 7am, I'll tell you my name...but here's the catch: we only do the same thing/stay in the same place for 30 minutes before we leave. No more, no less." "You've got yourself a deal."

5SOS One Shots oleh lindsmjay

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When Dreams Turn into Nightmares [DREAMNOTFOUND ANGST] oleh buffdude42069

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He's Kinda Hot// Calum Hood oleh magicmuke19

"You know when I first saw you, all I could think was 'wow, he's kinda hot'" "Well when I first saw you all I thought was damn this girl is my new neighbor? She's hot as hell" he laughed as I smacked his chest. "Okay okay shut up before I leave" "No don't leave me! Never ever" WARNING THIS WAS THE FIRST BOOK IVE EVER WRITTEN AND IT STARTS OUT SO BAD. but after a while it gets good in my opinion anyways I hope you like it!!

Silence (Muke Hybrid) oleh Fangirls_4ever

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Blame It On September oleh penguinsimagines

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the life of abuse ↬ aphmau oleh oreotaemilkeu

My name is (Y/N) (L/N), I am 18 and my life consist of constant abuse. I haven't been to school since elementary and my mom home schooled me. For any small break I had I was abuse by my dad. My mom died at the age of 54, she died of blood loss. My dad murdered her because she was protecting me from him along with my sister. Now I have to go to school... With cuts and bruises. I have no clothes expect my (F/C) hoodie, my black mask, my black jeans that are ripped by my Dad and my (F/C) tee. All my other belongings and clothes were burned by my him. I hope my school is better then this hell hole I have to call home because school is the only place I can escape my father. The only rule for me is I can't make friends or my father will kill them like he did my mother and sister. No friends, No talking *DONT OWN NONE OF THE CHARACTERS!* A/N :3 I hope you really enjoy this book! I'm really excited for this and I have tons of ideas! I'm am starting this book as soon as school starts so I might add stuff in about how my school day goes on the first day too but idk yet it depends on if it fits with the book BUT ANYWAYS! Pls make sure you give this book a vote bc it helps ALOT and I hope you enjoy! Book Started - October 2, 2016 Completed - June 20, 2017 Heavy editing - Under Constructing Sequel - Posted On June 20, 2017 (deleted June 29, 2018)

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i don't mind :: c.h cover

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Blame It On September cover

the life of abuse ↬ aphmau cover

i don't mind :: c.h

❝i'm sorry i said things i'll never look up to. i'm sorry i just dumped you. and i'm sorry i only left you 1% hope to hold on to. maybe i'm not worth your love. i'm a piece of dick, really. but just give me another chance.❞ he said, never letting my eyes drift away from him. i know he is sincere. and i understand it. ❝i don't mind the time. and i don't mind all bullshits that pass us. all i wanna do is make you feel loved, i don't mind anything. i don't mind it.. at all.❞