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Hellfire and Holy Water (A Good Omens Fanfiction)

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Parts 12
Time 2h 41m

Crowley, big bad demon that he is, knows that he's hopelessly obsessed with his only companion of 6,000 years but can't risk ruining their fragile friendship. Aziraphale, righteous and loyal servant of Heaven, doesn't know what he thinks of his demonic acquaintance but knows for a fact that he cannot risk losing sight of the Divine Plan.

Their ineffable God seems to have other ideas.


More or less following the plot of Good Omens (the t.v. show and the book, mostly the show) but focusing strictly on Crowley and Aziraphale's point of view, with some added twists and turns and a much heavier focus on them actually developing a relationship. A.K.A. the horrifically slow burn no one asked for I'm so sorry.
Edited by pretty much everyone I know. special shout-out to my friend MadgeCat for grammar, my ineffable wife DrRageQuit for accuracy because she stalks this fandom religiously, and Rebecca Lynn for everything in between.

Also posted on ArchiveofOurOwn.org as "Hellfire and Holy Water" by Blackscales, so feel free to check it out there too if you want to.

Hoping to update every Monday, but can't make any promises.All Rights Reserved

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Even Gods Need a Precaution or Two [AZIRACROW] by Macabresque

Post-season 2 of Good Omens. A short ineffable love story in three parts (kinda deux ex machina themed, sorry, I just wanted them to reunite quickly and give each other some fluffy love after all that angst!) Enjoy! ___________________________ The angel scowls at my latest doubts at first, but then he smiles. It's a sad gesture and still too tense underneath to come across as carefree, but it's something. "You can't leave this place." "No, of course," I agree, my voice calm. "Where would I even go? There are no higher mountains than the ones we climb together. Besides, that would imply abandoning you. I'd never do that to you, Aziraphale." I can't be without you. My gorgeous little nebula of hope. How could anybody possibly leave that behind?

I'm Set free | Ineffableboyfriends | Short Stories by buchananbottoms

Vague update schedule, unrelated stories. I usually update every few months but sometimes I get busy. If you see that this hasn't been updated in 3 months dont worry! That's just how I work. 1) I'm Set Free: Aziraphale finds himself distracted by a certain demon, and Crowley finds out that he likes having his hair touched 2) This Thing Called Love: Love is in the air and so is frustration. Crowley gets upset and takes a five-day nap, waking only to hang out with Aziraphale and visit The Them [I have never seen titanic it has nothing to do with it] 3) Champagne?: Crowley is dining alone tonight when he gets some company from a stranger he wishes would leave him be 4) Aziraphale Loves: Aziraphale is a lover many things in life, books, good wine, Crowley, wearing sensible shoes, people, but Aziraphale also loves food, and he just happens to have a poorly timed craving for crepes. 5) Crowley Shrugged: The pair had been talking and sipping expensive wine, during their conversation they had started talking about wings and flying, then Aziraphale had stated that he hadn't used his wings in a few hundred years, which had bewildered Crowley 6) Tight Pants: Aziraphale and Crowley go out to dinner and Aziraphale gets jealous when someone invites Crowley back to their flat. Snake!Crowley and wings 7) just an announcement 8) dancing in the rain: Dancing in the rain isn't always ideal, even though it's always quite romantic. A little boy pointed and said 'look, mummy, they're in love' this made Crowley smile and wave at the boy (I've run out of room)

Crawling back to you (Hozier's version) by theweirdkindaguy

Crowley and Aziraphale part ways after Crowley finally admits his feelings for the angel. But it would be naive to think the two beings could simply stay out of each other's way, when it's so obvious (and canon!) that they like each other. Some even suggest they're in love. - - - a silly little fix-it-story as a fast way to cope with the ending to the second season. originally uploaded in august 2023, entire rewrite during october/november 2025. not my cover art.

The Incarnate (A Good Omens CrowleyxReader) by SupernovaTheCat

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Well, That Was A Thing (Good Omens One-Shots) by Zakani_Donovan

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Never Explain Anything: A Crowley/Aziraphale Good Omens fanfic cover

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Angel Of Death - Crowley X Aziraphale (Finished) cover

Even Gods Need a Precaution or Two [AZIRACROW]

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