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Hellfire and Holy Water (A Good Omens Fanfiction)

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Parts 12
Time 2h 41m

Crowley, big bad demon that he is, knows that he's hopelessly obsessed with his only companion of 6,000 years but can't risk ruining their fragile friendship. Aziraphale, righteous and loyal servant of Heaven, doesn't know what he thinks of his demonic acquaintance but knows for a fact that he cannot risk losing sight of the Divine Plan.

Their ineffable God seems to have other ideas.


More or less following the plot of Good Omens (the t.v. show and the book, mostly the show) but focusing strictly on Crowley and Aziraphale's point of view, with some added twists and turns and a much heavier focus on them actually developing a relationship. A.K.A. the horrifically slow burn no one asked for I'm so sorry.
Edited by pretty much everyone I know. special shout-out to my friend MadgeCat for grammar, my ineffable wife DrRageQuit for accuracy because she stalks this fandom religiously, and Rebecca Lynn for everything in between.

Also posted on ArchiveofOurOwn.org as "Hellfire and Holy Water" by Blackscales, so feel free to check it out there too if you want to.

Hoping to update every Monday, but can't make any promises.All Rights Reserved

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