Hot Sauce...Nooo Chill...🙈
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Say whaaaaaat....Just a collection of jokes, stories of people with no chill....... Grandma's cookies, and me mowing my lawn on a Monday Morning (it's my house) ....now pass me the remote
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STOP! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! DONT COME AFTER ME BECAUSE I WARNED YOU. BUT IF YOU IGNORE THIS AND PRESS 'READ' THEN MY FRIEND... GOOD LUCK. I would like to share journals of two teens who can't figure out the bond between them. The teens are completely different in every aspect. He can barely afford to eat outside, while she chooses not to. He's happy with his life, while she is sick of it. He's a keen reader while she's a keen addict. Have fun reading about their lives, laughing at their jokes and weeping at their misfortune. These journals will potray that nothing goes by nature's rules.Concluída
Love on the Line
"Have you ever been in love?" "...Wow. That's pretty deep for 20 questions, don't you think Lassie?" "That's not an answer. You're stalling." "Okay okay you caught me." "So, have you?" "No, I haven't. But I think I could be soon."Concluída
The Wrong Number ✓
"Is this Domino's?" "No, it's not." "Are you sure?" "Yes. I think you've got the wrong number." "On the contrary, for once I think I've got the right one." [ in which two people meet due to one insufferable sister's and one best friend's revenge ] Started: 12th May 2017 Completed: 13th June 2017Concluída
My Fictional Realm
Welcome to the my fictional realm, where everything can and will happen! There's magic and surprises at every corner! See beautiful babes wearing thigh high boots, dead alligators, people acting weird, lip squeezing, magic wands, and so much more! Once you're in my fictional realm, there's no escape! ;)Concluída
frosted
"why are you back again?" "donut worry about that." "..." "..." "did you just-" "yup." #9 in short story [081217]Concluída
LAUGH FUCKING ASS OUT
* MATURE CONTENT WARNING* If your already reading this then your in the right place. Now stop wasting your time here and start reading for a fun ride of laughs! Coughs! & hiccups!Concluída
Embarrassing moments
Most of these "chapters" are pointless, so, sorry about that- Embarrassing moments that happened to me. -Cheyenne xx Hello! It's __ImDeadInside Cheyenne has allowed me to publish my own embarrassing moments. So yeah ... look forward to that I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -__ImDeadInside ^^^ WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GUESS?! It should be an honor working with me! D': it's an honor!Concluída
I DON'T KNOW
This is my blog. Containing all rants, thoughts, and opinions about this crazy Mofo we call earth. All of these may or may not target certain things, but are not MEANT to offend any readers. As it is used purely for humor and comedy, so if any of you decide to go to the comments and whine about it I will just laugh at your stupidity. So as a last note before you delve into the hilarious (and strange) thoughts and experiences of well, Me, Most things in these words are mine. And feel free to use them whenever you like. ~CConcluída
Texting Him
¤ It's more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words, but rather, short, easy words, like,"What about lunch?" ¤ I chuckled as I typed back a reply, ¤ Did you just quote Winnie The Pooh so we could meet up? ¤ *** What happens when you mix a lost phone, blue eyes, basketball, and two people who never met but are the best of friends? Find out in Texting Him.Concluída
Accidentally Mine: A Dysarthria Love Story ✔
Dysarthria- The condition that makes speaking difficult. But feeling everything? Not that easy. - Gracie Summers was quiet. Not because she didn't have anything to say. But because getting the words out was hard. So she kept to herself. No drama. No risks. Until she got a text from a wrong number that changed anything. What started out as a simple mistake became late-night texts and an unexpected connection with a stranger. But real life isn't a fairy tale. Because the number wasn't meant for her. And the girl it was meant for wasn't going to let him go without a fight. Between jealousy, betrayal and a mistake that changed everything, Gracie had a choice to make. Is it just another story that wasn't meant to be hers... or one worth laying her heart on the line for? #1 / 186K stories in 'comedy' tag {7/21/24} #8 / 238K stories in 'funny' tag {7/22/24} #1 / 5.67K stories in 'talk' tag {4/30/26} #4 / 38.3K stories in 'shortchapters' tag {6/12/26} #3 / 3.05K stories in 'sportsromance' tag {5/20/26} #2 / 1.35K stories in 'selfgrowth' tag {5/24/26}Concluída
STOP! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! DONT COME AFTER ME BECAUSE I WARNED YOU. BUT IF YOU IGNORE THIS AND PRESS 'READ' THEN MY FRIEND... GOOD LUCK. I would like to share journals of two teens who can't figure out the bond between them. The teens are completely different in every aspect. He can barely afford to eat outside, while she chooses not to. He's happy with his life, while she is sick of it. He's a keen reader while she's a keen addict. Have fun reading about their lives, laughing at their jokes and weeping at their misfortune. These journals will potray that nothing goes by nature's rules.
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