Here's To Us (On Hold. For Now!)
ThisSapphireMofo
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  • Parts 6
  • Time 46m
ThisSapphireMofo
Ongoing, First published Aug 01, 2014
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SEX!

That got your attention, didn't it?

~*~

"You put what in my hair?!" He exclaimed angrily, ripping the hair bands out of his white blond hair. 

I laughed like a retarded seal, and when he reached for my arm, I swiftly ducked under it and ran for my life in the other direction.

"Not to mention posting it all over Facebook!" I threw over my shoulder, muttering apologies as I weaved in between people, once in a while bumping into one of them.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, CAM!"

I heard his footsteps gaining on me, so I ran into the nearest bathroom, only to find myself facing the features of a bunch of confused men.

I widened my eyes, and yelled, "Shit!" I heard Drew's screams of frustration, and muttered, "Double shit." I quickly opened a stall, and locked it, releasing a sigh of relief. Then I realized there was a man sitting on the toilet. "Triple shit!" Literally.

~*~

(Full Blurb Inside)

*updates very slowly*

*contains a shitload of swearing*
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