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watermelon

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Parts 4
Time 5m

Reads 59
Votes 7
Parts 4
Time 5m

Mature

bangtansonyeondan bts comedy crackfic funny hoseok jeonjungkook jimin junghoseok jungkook kimnamjoon kimseokjin kimtaehyung kpop minyoongi namjoon parkjimin seokjin shenanigans taehyung textau texting yoongi

"dude literally stfu before i get on u"

"my mans, ur literally shaped like
a lopsided watermelon.. YOU STFU 🗿"

|a bts text au/crack fic 🍉|

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start date: 112319
end date: ?

©GENUINEJOONIE 2019All Rights Reserved

bangtansonyeondan bts comedy crackfic funny hoseok jeonjungkook jimin junghoseok jungkook kimnamjoon kimseokjin kimtaehyung kpop minyoongi namjoon parkjimin seokjin shenanigans taehyung textau texting yoongi

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