These socks will change your life
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Various attempts at humour, in nice short chapters.
Satire, general piss-taking, and the odd bit of poetry.
It's not all about socks, by the way. That's just a few of the chapters.
Also, studies show that reading this hot-wires the brain into producing a newly discovered "super hormone" that makes you irresistible, and draws in the opposite sex like flies round shit.
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