🌮 || Invader at the Wheel

The date is September 19th, 2019, and Dib Membrane wants nothing more than to partake in the raid on Area 51. But, as with all events contradictory of 'real science', his father refuses to let him attend, leaving Dib to engage instead in his routine affair of saving the world from the dastardly Invader Zim--whom he has yet to expose the true extraterrestrial identity of--until the newest episode of "Mysterious Mysteries" airs.

But what if there's a way he can simultaneously accomplish both of these goals?

And what if all he needs is an RV and an alien sidekick to do it?

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🌮 DISCLAIMER: None of these characters belong to me; all are derived from Invader Zim. And yes, those are Spongebob timecards.

🌮 This fic was initially published on September 20th, and has since been edited and improved by the author.

⚠️ This fic contains some gore/mild language (surprisingly, no one gets their organs stolen).