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All of wattpad kills Privacy (the epic inside joke no one asked for)

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i was crazy when I wrote this and I still am crazy 
I barely remember the context but it's so funny to me I refuse to draft it
-Adelaide, 2023


Fuck privacy! She's a bitch. Which is why I made this book. It's mainly for people who will be listed later, but idfc if anyone else reads it. 
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