Sarcasm Dictionary
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Funny definitions, sarcasm, all you need to laugh and have a better day !
I don't own the right on those quotes but I really like them and I want to share that with you !
I hope you'll like it.
Concernant cette "histoire" il s'agira d'une sorte de dictionnaire sarcastique en anglais (pour que ce soit compréhensible à tous) où vous pourrez piocher de bonnes expressions et retrouver peut être un peu le sourire. Il y a déjà une petite approche sarcastique dans mon recueil, mais je vais la continuer ici en plus des définitions.
Aucune de ces citations ne m'appartiennent à moins que je le signal, mais je ne connais pas les auteurs, si c'est le cas je l'indiquerais aussi.
Merci de ne pas vous les attribuer et de les partager comme étant écrites par d'autres.
Bonne lecture !
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