The Bulls Eye Shinobi
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Last published Wed, Dec 11, 2019
You know how you just have those days where it seems that the universe was out to get you?
CRASH
SLAM
BOOM
And by universe you mean a being that is the illegitimate love child of Alcoholic Ebola and Meth Addiction wrapped in a blanket of complete Parental Disappointment and raised by Psychopathic Paedophiles whose parents were all the derogatory words for mentally handicapped.
BLAM
SMASH
CRACK
The days where staying in bed and never leaving for the rest of your life in the aftermath is an appropriate response?
KABLAM
POW
CREAK
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Yeah. Today is definitely not one of those days.
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Meet Yoshi, the unconventional ninja working within the engineering corps in Suna. The ninja whose ambition in life was to be left alone with his work and get blotto every night with a bottle or two of Sake.
But of course, his own conscience kicks that ambition in the teeth when he meets a little Gaara tripping over his own scarf in the midst of the Suna heat and proceeds to take his little 'stray' home.
Join him on his quest as he navigates the rough waters on trying to be a better person... And find the best bar in the Elemental nations.
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