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Comedy And Money

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She earns money by making people smile 
He earns money but doesn't smile.
Polar opposites but connected on weird note.
Comedy and Money goes on stake for the love.
A tale where one leads to open their hearts and close ones brain.
The tale goes Comedy and Money.
Meet Riley the standup comedian.
And alex who is a breathing billionaire.
And a car bump in traffic.

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"You look like Patrick from Sponge bob Squarepants." She sneered.
"Hello, you can't call me some nuisance. And do not compare me to some Patrick, I am Alex Reid; the billionaire." I said with utter pride.
"Well, truth hurts darling and take that pride and show it in your ass." she said very sweetly.
"Excuse me?" I asked not believing her words.
"Yeah, you're dismissed."
"Who are you to dismiss me Miss Thompson?" 
"A lawyer, you dofoos." and she left the changing room.

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You got me hooked✔️ by inheritedVibes

[BEFORE YOU BEGIN - Male lead is not a green flag here, so its not a gushy gushy story, it won't awe you but yes, will entertain you if you have good sense of humor😌] "Happy new year" - Just a text right? Well, this one text upside down the life of our Kiara Sharma, whose middle name screams DRAMA. Fighting young hormones Aryan -the hot- Malhotra slid into his Doll's dms only to be treated with her sassy replies and no fcuks given attitude. But, what happens when they meet each other in real life without the viel of screen? Are they gonna fall in love? Or they gonna break each other's heart? Read to know¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ . . . Language - HINGLISH IT'S NOT EDITED, SO DON'T EXPECT TOP NOTCH GRAMMAR. This is a short funny story (max 30 chapters). It is a total work of fiction and written very free-handed, so don't judge my writing by it. Don't forget to give your reviews in the comment section! Happy reading!

Tied Together By Love ✓ by IamMeteorKnight

[Completed] #1 in Romance (05-Jan-21) #1 in India (25-Apr-22) #5 in Humor (25-Mar-21) ❝For the world, it was a love marriage. But for them it was neither love nor arranged.❞ *** "Darling!" I barged into his room while he was busy in a conference. He quickly hung the call and turned to me. "What are you doing here?" "I live here too." "What are you wearing? Care to explain?" Black negligee! "To... make this night special. What do you say?" I moved close to him and slid my arms around his neck. His ears gained colour and he gulped hard. "Then, let's go by your plan!" Picking me off my feet, he carried me to my room and threw me on bed. His orbs were dark, filled with desire. He hovered over me and covered me tightly with comforter. "Bye bye..." He said and ran out. What the hell just happened? Why didn't the seduction card play on him? *** A romantic-comedy story of Ayaan and Divya. They've known each other from childhood; but as childhood enemies, bickering foes. One is happy-get-going while the other is serious and moody. Ever heard a story of a euphoric guy and a moody girl? Ayaan Chauhan is the CEO of one of the biggest conglomerate of India, A&C, while serious minded Divya Gupta is a CA in same. In school she was the beauty with brains while he was the handsome hunk who always scored an egg. But when he returns after nine years, the tables turned. They both never leave a chance to curse each other. When the egg and his pig are tied into a marriage due to a misunderstanding 一Will they both accept each other as partners or will just continue their childish fights? And, will love bloom between them? Get on to read their story and follow their love! *** Note: You're going on a ride filled with laughter, kisses & cuddles. Book is written in English, so non-Hindi readers can read it without any worry. Caution: You may fall in love with Ayaan through the story! 【150,000 - 200,000 words】 © 2020-21 Meteor Knight All Rights Reserved.

𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 ♡ by crystophilily

H𝒆𝒓 "𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒂 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏" H𝒊𝒎" 𝒉𝒖𝒉 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒂 𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 " "𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍 𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝑷𝑶𝑾𝑬𝑹𝑭𝑼𝑳 "!! "𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒂 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒒𝒖𝒐𝒕𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒆t 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 " " 𝑯𝑬𝒀𝒀!! 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒆 !!! . . . . . . . . . . . .𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓪 𝓫𝓸𝓵𝓭 , 𝓯𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂 ,𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓴𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵 𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓿𝓲𝓴𝓪 𝓫𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓬𝓲𝓹𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓭, 𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓵𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓚𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓴... . 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩 ..

My Charming Husband by LongingWords

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Hacked Hearts (Completed) by funfusion

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You and Me | ✓ by sreeeshaa

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Unravelling You l ✓ by wannabecurious9

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Stuck Up Meets Crazy. [COMPLETED] by i_am_ifeee

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Drizzling Love by _tarawritess_

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