Comedy And Money
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She earns money by making people smile
He earns money but doesn't smile.
Polar opposites but connected on weird note.
Comedy and Money goes on stake for the love.
A tale where one leads to open their hearts and close ones brain.
The tale goes Comedy and Money.
Meet Riley the standup comedian.
And alex who is a breathing billionaire.
And a car bump in traffic.
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"You look like Patrick from Sponge bob Squarepants." She sneered.
"Hello, you can't call me some nuisance. And do not compare me to some Patrick, I am Alex Reid; the billionaire." I said with utter pride.
"Well, truth hurts darling and take that pride and show it in your ass." she said very sweetly.
"Excuse me?" I asked not believing her words.
"Yeah, you're dismissed."
"Who are you to dismiss me Miss Thompson?"
"A lawyer, you dofoos." and she left the changing room.
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