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Comedy And Money

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Time 1h 39m

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She earns money by making people smile 
He earns money but doesn't smile.
Polar opposites but connected on weird note.
Comedy and Money goes on stake for the love.
A tale where one leads to open their hearts and close ones brain.
The tale goes Comedy and Money.
Meet Riley the standup comedian.
And alex who is a breathing billionaire.
And a car bump in traffic.

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"You look like Patrick from Sponge bob Squarepants." She sneered.
"Hello, you can't call me some nuisance. And do not compare me to some Patrick, I am Alex Reid; the billionaire." I said with utter pride.
"Well, truth hurts darling and take that pride and show it in your ass." she said very sweetly.
"Excuse me?" I asked not believing her words.
"Yeah, you're dismissed."
"Who are you to dismiss me Miss Thompson?" 
"A lawyer, you dofoos." and she left the changing room.

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My Charming Husband by LongingWords

As I took a seat beside her, I realised that she was awfully quiet. "Is everything fine", I asked her. Naina licked her lips and looked at me. For a few seconds none of us said anything and then finally she said- "Aakash, my family has a second-hand car. I have been earning for quite sometime now but my savings aren't enough for even a bike. We live in a small apartment, which you have seen already, throughout my life I have shared everything...my books, clothes, shoes, cosmetics, even my laptop with my elder sister." I did not understand why Naina was saying all this with a sad expression. To me, everything that concerns her always feels happy and worth being proud of. She continued- "What I am saying Aakash, is that I am nowhere worthy, capable, or even habituated of a life where my husband owns a house with an elevator or where he wishes to buy me a helicopter. We are so different, Aakash. This scares me a lot". Not even for a moment have I ever felt that Naina would be insecure of my living standards. But, I understood where she was coming from. "Naina", I replied, "All this extravagant decorations, this lavish home, my expensive lifestyle,none of this means anything to me. It is a facade I have to maintain for the world. YOU ARE MY HOME". *** Here's the story of Naina Khanna and Aakash Arora. Two people who are from completely different backgrounds, however destiny brings them together and their souls connect. But, when dreams come true unexpectedly, can you keep them safe? Book troupes * Romantic-Comedy * Star-crossed lovers * Unexpected Match * Healing through Love * Personal Growth ⭐1 on #himandher (03.10.24) ⭐1 on #secondleads (25.10.24)

Hacked Hearts (Completed) by funfusion

"How did you ever become a successful billionaire, I'll never understand." Alex Bianchi smirked. "It's mostly my good looks and sex appeal. And of course the ability to make people fall in love with me." ~~ Hacked Hearts ~~ Let me welcome you to a story with a twist. The secrets we hide could open a door that might not be closed. This is the story of an arrogant Billionaire and a girl whose mouth has no filter. When a billion dollar company is hacked, Alex Bianchi wants to arrest the person behind it. But as secrets are revealed and the past starts to haunt, maybe catching the hacker isn't that important. Maybe saving your heart from falling in love is more important. Say Hi to Alex and Myra, your soon to be best friends. ------ "Do you have a boyfriend?" My eyes widened at the personal question, "Didn't your file have this information?" He shrugged, "I skipped that page." "Why?" I breathed out as he took another step closer, standing so close that I could see his eyelashes under the dim light. "I need you to answer this." he replied, looking into my eyes. I felt my breath hitch, as I felt his eyes leave mine and travel below, stopping at my lips. Unconsciously I licked my lips, his lips darkened and his face came closer, or was it mine that went closer to his? I didn't care. One more breath and I would feel his lips on mine. --- I hope you like this story! Don't forget to Vomment - Vote & Comment.

Drizzling Love by _tarawritess_

"𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐧 ! 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲, 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧!!" "𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 , 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧." ━─━────༺ ☁️ ༻────━─━ 𝐑𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐀𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐚 : A successful woman who created her own career. Calm, sweet and patient and hardworking Her beauty can kill any person. Loves her family more than anything. And she love to dance in rain. 𝐀𝐧𝐢𝐫𝐮𝐝𝐡 𝐑𝐨𝐲 : A spoilt brat of his billionaire father. He can do nothing but spend money. He is really good looking, can make any girl go crazy for him. Really very stubborn, doesn't listen to anyone. Doesn't love the rain but definitely loves the person who loves to dance in rain .

Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed) by vineethereader

"So, let me get this straight. You stomped all over his paperwork?" She started. "Not intentionally, but yes," I confirmed it. "Threw a drink in his face?" She added. "Expensive red wine." I described. "Rammed into his car with yours deliberately?" she counted on her third finger. "Um...I'm not proud of that one," I said cringing. "And called him offensive names?" She ended the list and I winced. "Twice." I specified. "And you're still alive?" She blinked, looking genuinely surprised. "Geez, don't be dramatic or anything..." I frowned at her hyperbolic statement. "Maybe he's keeping you around to get revenge." She suggested. Possible. I wouldn't put it past him. "I didn't know alright!" I exclaimed. "Let's hope that excuse is acceptable.." She was merely amused. "Working with my new boss is going to be a piece of work." ** Synopsis: When the CEO of Signature Heights: Jensen Black, and a stubborn employee: Alexandra Brook, clash, it's a battle of wits & a war of perseverance. They are both dead set on making each other's lives hell, but when the story progresses they just might learn that first impressions could be deceiving. As circumstances reveal their true selves and opinions change, things could get complicated especially when suddenly feelings get involved. Who would be the first to concede? Maybe it's not that simple to forgive your archnemesis and maybe it'll result in some hilarious consequences... ** Book 1 of a two-part series (completed).High Rankings: # Funny, # Humor, # Comedy, # Romance, #Billionaire Amazing book, I adore your writing style, and I really enjoyed these characters and story -Reader Fantastic story, believably flawed characters and deft humour makes for a very engaging read, I could barely put it down to feed my children -Reader **

IT WAS HIM by Nandika_mindss

|| DESI BILLIONAIRE ROMANCE|| ●○•○●○•○●○•○●○•○●○•○●○•○●○•○●○•○● I always thought I was living a perfect life because I had everything one could dream about, be it family, friends, money, fame. I was working as a COO, everything was perfect until...I realised her existence and started feeling as if I was lacking the most precious someone. She came into my life making up for all the lost time. She came to me with her unforgettable memories and their consequence which she has always considered her burden. "She is my prayer." ●•●•●•●•●•●•●•●•●•●•●•●•●•●•● People assume that if you are wealthy then you have near to no problems in your life but thats what it is, an assumption. I had a past about which I did not talk to anybody, neither my family nor my friends. I always kept it deep inside my heart. I thought I have overcome my trauma but I didn't realized that my scars were never healed but suddenly he came with his emollient presence and lethal eyes and healed all my scars. "Before him was good but with him was like paradise." Thank you for reading, have a great day 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒♫₊˚.🎧 ✩｡📖 (All the photos used in this story belong to their respected owner)

Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt) by fanoshkaflippo

Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **

Bound By Unknown(✔) by bookie_writes

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Being The Billionaires Stuborn Beauty (Completed☑️) by Heeba962

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You and Me | ✓ by sreeeshaa

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As I took a seat beside her, I realised that she was awfully quiet. "Is everything fine", I asked her. Naina licked her lips and looked at me. For a few seconds none of us said anything and then finally she said- "Aakash, my family has a second-hand car. I have been earning for quite sometime now but my savings aren't enough for even a bike. We live in a small apartment, which you have seen already, throughout my life I have shared everything...my books, clothes, shoes, cosmetics, even my laptop with my elder sister." I did not understand why Naina was saying all this with a sad expression. To me, everything that concerns her always feels happy and worth being proud of. She continued- "What I am saying Aakash, is that I am nowhere worthy, capable, or even habituated of a life where my husband owns a house with an elevator or where he wishes to buy me a helicopter. We are so different, Aakash. This scares me a lot". Not even for a moment have I ever felt that Naina would be insecure of my living standards. But, I understood where she was coming from. "Naina", I replied, "All this extravagant decorations, this lavish home, my expensive lifestyle,none of this means anything to me. It is a facade I have to maintain for the world. YOU ARE MY HOME". *** Here's the story of Naina Khanna and Aakash Arora. Two people who are from completely different backgrounds, however destiny brings them together and their souls connect. But, when dreams come true unexpectedly, can you keep them safe? Book troupes * Romantic-Comedy * Star-crossed lovers * Unexpected Match * Healing through Love * Personal Growth ⭐1 on #himandher (03.10.24) ⭐1 on #secondleads (25.10.24)