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adventure depersonalization depression humor punk teen weezer youngadult

Yo famsquads quick disclaimer this thing has a lot of cursing just to warn you if you ain't cool with that" 

Hey, Jonas?"

"Huh? What is it?"

"When the world ends, how many people do you think will be taking a shit?"

I stopped. "What? The? fuck?"

"You heard me. How many people will be taking a shit when the world ends?"

". . .Like, statistically speaking?"

"I mean, we have to assume that the world will end, of course. But let's just say for convenience's sake that, eventually, the probability of an end-of-the-world scenario will invariably rise to 100%. And that there will also be humans living to be wiped out. What do humans do? Well, among other things, they take shits. Therefore, we can deduce that, when the world will end, there will be people taking a fat dump. But the question is, how many?"Todos os Direitos Reservados

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Broken(Masky x Reader x Hoodie), de Mr_CookiesAndMilk

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My Killer Of A lover (eyeless x reader), de Demon_1134

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HER. [Creepypasta Various x Reader], de _Bumble_Bich_

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Her Chaos

I never thought my life could make a 180 degree turn . I just wanted to party and enjoy like the rest of the teenagers in the world. Never thought one day I would wake up and see the world differently. Like , bad different. All I know is that my mind doesnt want it. But unfortunately, fate has something else for me. Its bad, terrible and just downright wrong. And it sucks that im intrigued by it so bad and if i dont stop it, itll wreak chaos. Some would have the dillema of choosing what's right and wrong. And thats just easy. But me? Well , I just happen to attract all bad luck in the world that im stuck on choosing between abomination or disaster. You wouldnt wanna be responsible for wiping the whole world's population for unleashing chaos right? Guess I just gonna have to choose whose less evil then. ___________