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Yo famsquads quick disclaimer this thing has a lot of cursing just to warn you if you ain't cool with that"
Hey, Jonas?"
"Huh? What is it?"
"When the world ends, how many people do you think will be taking a shit?"
I stopped. "What? The? fuck?"
"You heard me. How many people will be taking a shit when the world ends?"
". . .Like, statistically speaking?"
"I mean, we have to assume that the world will end, of course. But let's just say for convenience's sake that, eventually, the probability of an end-of-the-world scenario will invariably rise to 100%. And that there will also be humans living to be wiped out. What do humans do? Well, among other things, they take shits. Therefore, we can deduce that, when the world will end, there will be people taking a fat dump. But the question is, how many?"
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