Cloudy With A Chance of Cliché

University was a bitch.

Let me get this straight. There are more than two ways on how to tell a story. Since I don't know any other, we're going to have to do this my way. You might want to buckle up.

In case you were wondering, the name's Alexis. Alexis Fox. Commonly referred to as Alex.

You'd think that after you're through with hell on earth, otherwise known as high school, you've reached the end of your problems, right?

Wrong.
Welcome to the world of University.

(Further education was never more fun!
Not. I wonder if McDonalds is still hiring.)

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Somehow, Wattpad has rated this story as an R. And it's not. Alex, despite her wishes, has like, no naughty scenes.
(Alex: Hey!
Me: You can't even deny it
Alex: ...you win this time.)
I'm not acquainted with the rating change process, so if you're okay with mild swearing, this might just be for you.
Rated: PG 13(?)