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Adolf & The Aztecs

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Reads 96
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Parts 9
Time 52m

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A chap named Adolf, who is considered a very bad player at the game of existence in the middle-ages, is designated as the Chosen One who will protect the European soil from the supposed incoming Aztec invasion...An adventure full of sorrow, blood and sexual encounters follows the prophecy concerning him...AAll Rights Reserved

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The Daughter of the Führer

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