The best joke ever
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Complete, First published Dec 04, 2019
beffarelasortefinalealternativofredgeorgeharrypotterhogwartshprowling
Questa storia non è canon, non è plausibile, non è... Non mi interessa cosa non è.
Non dovete prenderla sul serio, ma solo esserne consolati se come me sentite la mancanza di Gred e Forge e di tutti gli altri.
E se pensate che la Rowling sia un genio, ma anche una bastarda senza cuore.

«Sul tuo non c'è nessuna lettera» osservò George. «Segno che mamma crede che tu non ti dimentichi come ti chiami. Ma neanche noi siamo stupidi... sappiamo benissimo che ci chiamiamo Gred e Forge!»
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