Edd x cola

Edd, the main character, just recently got out of a 6 year long relationship with his ex girlfriend, Cora. She found someone new that will make her feel like she's worth something. Edd goes back to his old ways and abuses cocaine, meth, and heroine. He buys a cola on his way home after being fired. He takes a sip and immediately loves with the taste. He keeps that can, for years. It reminds him of his previous girlfriend, Cora. He imagines the cola as if it were a real girl. He ends up falling in deep deep love with this cola can. He only ever took sips if he wanted to feel loved by it. His spiraling drug addiction continues but he doesn't care, all he cares for is his sweet, sweet col.