Little Red Riding Hood Goes West

Ever wonder what Little Red Riding Hood would be like if she were plucked from her precious, safe cabin in the woods and hurled into the liquor-logged wasteland of the Wild, Wild West? Would she tote a revolver instead of a breadbasket? Would she have a mean twang instead of a reverential coo in her voice? Would her grandmother be a retired cattle rancher and renowned five-time all-state distance-spitting champion? Would the big bad wolf be a wolf at all? Would the woods really be a steady series of Saguaro cacti?
OK, so you've probably never contemplated any of these things, but here's your chance to explore that world! It's a doozy. And I'd appreciate any feedback you can give around the pace, character depictions, and in particular, how the ending works (or doesn't). Mainly looking to share for some laughs.