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I, Waluigi

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What is the definition of evil? Waluigi doesn't care. All he wants is to be left alone to his work as a Private Investigator, but when an old friend comes to him for help, he goes on a journey that leads him to question his own identity as well as his very sanity. Such is life in New Donk City.Public Domain

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