Adjacent: Next to or adjoining. That simple definition is nowhere near being in Henry's vocabulary. Henry Android reluctantly makes the decision to move back to his home town in Hawaii. It sounds impossible, but not with the history he's had there. He's only back thanks to his snot-nosed animals (aka kids) Mason, Xavier, and RoBiN-mCkEnzIE...and because of his strangely absent wife. One unfortunate day he and his family stroll into a little old diner where he sees someone else who he'd rather die than talk to...oh yeah. And his boring sister. Somehow they all find themselves together in weird situations on an unplanned trip to avoid problems that can't seem to stop stacking up. Through everything, they are finally left in one big, weird, wacky relationship - a close and newly formed "family" that none of them are used to. The only things they share are blood and a shaky history. In that case, they're not even really a family. They're...adjacent to one. Almost. SLOW UPDATES! [Started: Sometime in late 2019 (December-ish) -All Rights Reserved