✔︎ Sakura's Moronic Best Friends (1/2)
  • Reads 34,030
  • Votes 1,318
  • Parts 11
  • Time 3h 55m
  • Reads 34,030
  • Votes 1,318
  • Parts 11
  • Time 3h 55m
Complete, First published Dec 07, 2019
Mature
• DO NOT READ THIS STORY IF YOU DON'T LIKE MULTISAKU. 

*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*

★ Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor the story. It is written by OfPaintAndOil. 

*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*

🆂🆄🅼🅼🅰🆁🆈: 
Naruto and Sasuke have a habit of kidnapping Sakura. Usually, this isn't horrible, but this time the morons take her to the one place she refuses to go to: the Uchiha mansion. So the morons better run now, because if she's still alive after the perverted advances of the Uchihas and the Akatsuki, she's gonna kill them. 

*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*

✾Written By: OfPaintAndOil

*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*

❖ Includes: 
➻MultiSaku
➻Sakura getting kidnapped 
➻Naruto and Sasuke as morons
➻Closet pervert Itachi
➻Madara acting like Tobi
➻Tobi being a good boy
➻Pein still being himself 
➻Black Zetsu having a biting fetish
➻Hidan as Hidan
➻Kakuzu as Kakuzu
➻Sasori being flirty 
➻Deidara being Deidara
➻Obito being Obito
➻Mikoto trying to get Sakura to marry one of her sons 
➻And so much more! 

*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*

➳Cover is made by me!

*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*

© All Rights Reserved
All Rights Reserved
Sign up to add ✔︎ Sakura's Moronic Best Friends (1/2) to your library and receive updates
or
Content Guidelines
You may also like
Wow. by moneygiveme
28 parts Complete
"Wow." "Wait! Sasuke-Kun! I-I can explain everything!" "How can you even explain thi- y'know what, just get out." *** A sudden love between the Hokage and the Shadow Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village is reblossomed when Sakura cheats on her husband, none other than Sasuke Uchiha. *** Highest rankings: #6 in narutouzumaki as of July 3rd, 2021, and #10 in sasunaru as of July 3rd, 2021. #9 in sasunaru as of July 7th, 2021. #4 in sasunaru as of July 17th, 2021. #7 in sasunaru as of July 18th, 2021. #5 in boyxboy as of July 18th. My personal favorite highest ranking: #1 in sasunaru as of August 1st. ~🅳🅸🆂🅲🅻🅰🅸🅼🅴🆁~ This story contains swearing and boyxboy. If you are homophobic, CALMLY take your leave. *** 1. Sakura WILL be a total bitch in this. 2. There WILL be gayness starting in the middle. 3. This is not Boruto, yes, Naruto is Hokage and the boys married Sakura and Hinata, BUT they didn't have any kids. 4. Obito, Neji, nor Itachi died. I magically brought them back to life. 5. I don't own ANY of the Naruto characters, they all belong to Masashi Kishimoto. If I did, I would have made sasunaru canon. 6. Legit no one has changed, maybe Naruto and Obito matured a smidge, but they're still the same loveable goofballs. 7. The hair will be the same as Shippuden's. Yes, some character hairs (Sakura, Sasuke, Neji, etc.) grew, BUT they don't look like what they did in Boruto. Started: April 2nd, 2021 Ended: July 11th, 2021 Final edit: July 12th, 2021
✔︎ Two Morons And A Mad House (2/2) by Anonymous_Artz
13 parts Complete Mature
||Sequel To Sakura's Moronic Best Friends (SMBF)|| • DO NOT READ THIS STORY IF YOU DON'T LIKE MULTISAKU. *・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・* ★Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor the story. It is written by OfPaintAndOil. *・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・* 🆂🆄🅼🅼🅰🆁🆈: Sakura escaped the Uchiha mansion with her dignity intact, but that doesn't mean she's still not gonna kill Naruto and Sasuke. Now with the overprotective dog and the Paint War just beginning, she may yet just move in with Ino and be done with it all . . . or change her name and move-whichever comes first. *・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・* ✾Written By: OfPaintAndOil *・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・* ❖ Includes: ➻MultiSaku ➻Sakura getting kidnapped ➻Naruto and Sasuke as morons ➻Closet pervert Itachi ➻Madara acting like Tobi ➻Tobi being a good boy ➻Pein still being himself ➻Black Zetsu having a biting fetish ➻Hidan as Hidan ➻Kakuzu as Kakuzu ➻Sasori being flirty ➻Deidara being Deidara ➻Obito being Obito ➻Mikoto trying to get Sakura to marry one of her sons ➻And so much more! *・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・* ➳Cover is made by me! *・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・* ★Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. *・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・* © All Rights Reserved
💕𝓈𝒶𝓈𝓊𝓈𝒶𝓀𝓊 𝓤𝓝𝓓𝓔𝓡𝓒𝓞𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓗𝓔𝓐𝓡𝓣𝓢 💕  by _Kokolatte_
2 parts Ongoing Mature
✨Modern AU✨ New York City's top detective 26-year-old Sasuke Uchiha is employed by the New York City police force and is tasked with a perilous mission involving the vanishing of women and children Along with his team, he is tasked with finding the culprit behind these abductions. In a surprising twist, Sasuke finds himself forced to participate in a fake marriage with his ex-girlfriend as a means of safeguarding his family amidst a perilous investigation. Sakura Haruno, a 24-year-old student, is pursuing a formal education in child care while also working as a head nurse in New York City, following in the footsteps of her mother and aunt. She exudes confidence and leadership in her role. Her life takes an unexpected turn when she is assigned to an undercover mission with her colleagues, including her ex-boyfriend, as a provided tactical emergency medical support Furthermore, she is tasked with posing as a fake wife for this challenging assignment. Now she must make significant choices for her child, including entering a fraudulent marriage with her former partner, whom she must now cooperate with just for the well-being of their four-year-old Daughter. ~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~ ✨Modern day Setting✨ ⚠️*MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY*⚠️ All characters are grown/adults except the kids of course: characters are gonna be from real life city/states Instead of villages hello it is modern times.❤️ Warning Rated M for mature content ( If the chapter contains such content, There will be warnings placed at the beginning ) Adult languages, smut/lemons. Triggering/sensitive subjects: assault, rape, and self harm, etc; you have been warned. - I don't own Naruto or boruto I only own the plot/storyline and any of my oc's-
You may also like
Slide 1 of 10
Wow. cover
~Bulletproof~ SasuSaku Mafia Story cover
Escape [Sasuke Uchiha] cover
You have me under control | 🌻 Kageyama x reader 🌻 cover
Their Pink Secretary cover
✔︎ Rewinding Time (VOLUME 1)  cover
✔︎ Two Morons And A Mad House (2/2) cover
My One and Only cover
The Flowers Cherish You cover
💕𝓈𝒶𝓈𝓊𝓈𝒶𝓀𝓊 𝓤𝓝𝓓𝓔𝓡𝓒𝓞𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓗𝓔𝓐𝓡𝓣𝓢 💕  cover

Wow.

28 parts Complete

"Wow." "Wait! Sasuke-Kun! I-I can explain everything!" "How can you even explain thi- y'know what, just get out." *** A sudden love between the Hokage and the Shadow Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village is reblossomed when Sakura cheats on her husband, none other than Sasuke Uchiha. *** Highest rankings: #6 in narutouzumaki as of July 3rd, 2021, and #10 in sasunaru as of July 3rd, 2021. #9 in sasunaru as of July 7th, 2021. #4 in sasunaru as of July 17th, 2021. #7 in sasunaru as of July 18th, 2021. #5 in boyxboy as of July 18th. My personal favorite highest ranking: #1 in sasunaru as of August 1st. ~🅳🅸🆂🅲🅻🅰🅸🅼🅴🆁~ This story contains swearing and boyxboy. If you are homophobic, CALMLY take your leave. *** 1. Sakura WILL be a total bitch in this. 2. There WILL be gayness starting in the middle. 3. This is not Boruto, yes, Naruto is Hokage and the boys married Sakura and Hinata, BUT they didn't have any kids. 4. Obito, Neji, nor Itachi died. I magically brought them back to life. 5. I don't own ANY of the Naruto characters, they all belong to Masashi Kishimoto. If I did, I would have made sasunaru canon. 6. Legit no one has changed, maybe Naruto and Obito matured a smidge, but they're still the same loveable goofballs. 7. The hair will be the same as Shippuden's. Yes, some character hairs (Sakura, Sasuke, Neji, etc.) grew, BUT they don't look like what they did in Boruto. Started: April 2nd, 2021 Ended: July 11th, 2021 Final edit: July 12th, 2021