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✔︎ Sakura's Moronic Best Friends (1/2)

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Reads 33,961
Votes 1,316
Parts 11
Time 3h 55m

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2020 allrightsreserved comedy deisaku harem hidasaku itasaku madasaku maturecontent modernnaruto multisaku narusaku obisaku peinsaku romance sakuraharem sakuraharuno sasosaku sasusaku shisaku tobisaku

• DO NOT READ THIS STORY IF YOU DON'T LIKE MULTISAKU. 

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★ Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor the story. It is written by OfPaintAndOil. 

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🆂🆄🅼🅼🅰🆁🆈: 
Naruto and Sasuke have a habit of kidnapping Sakura. Usually, this isn't horrible, but this time the morons take her to the one place she refuses to go to: the Uchiha mansion. So the morons better run now, because if she's still alive after the perverted advances of the Uchihas and the Akatsuki, she's gonna kill them. 

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✾Written By: OfPaintAndOil

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❖ Includes: 
➻MultiSaku
➻Sakura getting kidnapped 
➻Naruto and Sasuke as morons
➻Closet pervert Itachi
➻Madara acting like Tobi
➻Tobi being a good boy
➻Pein still being himself 
➻Black Zetsu having a biting fetish
➻Hidan as Hidan
➻Kakuzu as Kakuzu
➻Sasori being flirty 
➻Deidara being Deidara
➻Obito being Obito
➻Mikoto trying to get Sakura to marry one of her sons 
➻And so much more! 

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➳Cover is made by me!

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2020 allrightsreserved comedy deisaku harem hidasaku itasaku madasaku maturecontent modernnaruto multisaku narusaku obisaku peinsaku romance sakuraharem sakuraharuno sasosaku sasusaku shisaku tobisaku

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Revenge by already_taken1

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My One and Only by Weirdongiht

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My Stupid Flirt~ by Motherofallsimps

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(Discontinued) New Year, New Boy [SasuNaru] |ModernAU| by Itachis-Wife

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Sasusaku: The Road Back To You by sasusaku4lifeeee

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Revenge

In this story Naruto will NOT and I mean NOT have anyone care for him at all! That's because I want Naruto to be a total badass!😈(what the fuck did I write) That's why some characters will not be in here and by that I mean iruka,Kakashi, ramen guy and his daughter.🥲 The hokages will not be the same clan like senju, instead we have the Hyuga clan.😀🔫 Same background story for everyone expect for the people who I couldn't add because of how nice they are.❤️ Hinata also will not have a crush on Naruto because The Hyuga clan will become more strict since they are now hokages.🤦‍♀️ Neji will hate the clan even more since he never got to know the truth.🙃 and eventually kill them and join Naruto! Gaara will not get a chance to become a nice character🥲 he kinda was a nice person even for what he went through at the start, but turned evil😀 so like what happened in the anime but in different order👍 There will also be Povs like, dead Minato pov, or none exsited Kakashi pov, or Naruto out of character pov.🥰🥰🥰 Also I told obito to go suck an egg. So team Kakashi was kinda normal, the team is like; guy, Kakashi and dead Rin. So obito does not exist in this fic😑 Madara will just get revenge some other way.(gonna add some tobizuna cause I feel like it)😋 But yea that's kinda it! Have fun😉 Guyssssssssssssss Don't we all just love it when Naruto become the sexy flirty bottom and sasuke becomes the why is he talking to me? He's in love with me I'm gonna go confess kinda guy. I don't know about yall but I love it! Oh and also if you just wanna skip to gay shit just skip to chapter 12 it begins there.