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✔︎ Sakura's Moronic Best Friends (1/2)

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Time 3h 55m

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2020 allrightsreserved comedy deisaku harem hidasaku itasaku madasaku maturecontent modernnaruto multisaku narusaku obisaku peinsaku romance sakuraharem sakuraharuno sasosaku sasusaku shisaku tobisaku

• DO NOT READ THIS STORY IF YOU DON'T LIKE MULTISAKU. 

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★ Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor the story. It is written by OfPaintAndOil. 

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🆂🆄🅼🅼🅰🆁🆈: 
Naruto and Sasuke have a habit of kidnapping Sakura. Usually, this isn't horrible, but this time the morons take her to the one place she refuses to go to: the Uchiha mansion. So the morons better run now, because if she's still alive after the perverted advances of the Uchihas and the Akatsuki, she's gonna kill them. 

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✾Written By: OfPaintAndOil

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❖ Includes: 
➻MultiSaku
➻Sakura getting kidnapped 
➻Naruto and Sasuke as morons
➻Closet pervert Itachi
➻Madara acting like Tobi
➻Tobi being a good boy
➻Pein still being himself 
➻Black Zetsu having a biting fetish
➻Hidan as Hidan
➻Kakuzu as Kakuzu
➻Sasori being flirty 
➻Deidara being Deidara
➻Obito being Obito
➻Mikoto trying to get Sakura to marry one of her sons 
➻And so much more! 

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➳Cover is made by me!

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2020 allrightsreserved comedy deisaku harem hidasaku itasaku madasaku maturecontent modernnaruto multisaku narusaku obisaku peinsaku romance sakuraharem sakuraharuno sasosaku sasusaku shisaku tobisaku

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"Wow." "Wait! Sasuke-Kun! I-I can explain everything!" "How can you even explain thi- y'know what, just get out." *** A sudden love between the Hokage and the Shadow Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village is reblossomed when Sakura cheats on her husband, none other than Sasuke Uchiha. *** Highest rankings: #6 in narutouzumaki as of July 3rd, 2021, and #10 in sasunaru as of July 3rd, 2021. #9 in sasunaru as of July 7th, 2021. #4 in sasunaru as of July 17th, 2021. #7 in sasunaru as of July 18th, 2021. #5 in boyxboy as of July 18th. My personal favorite highest ranking: #1 in sasunaru as of August 1st. ~🅳🅸🆂🅲🅻🅰🅸🅼🅴🆁~ This story contains swearing and boyxboy. If you are homophobic, CALMLY take your leave. *** 1. Sakura WILL be a total bitch in this. 2. There WILL be gayness starting in the middle. 3. This is not Boruto, yes, Naruto is Hokage and the boys married Sakura and Hinata, BUT they didn't have any kids. 4. Obito, Neji, nor Itachi died. I magically brought them back to life. 5. I don't own ANY of the Naruto characters, they all belong to Masashi Kishimoto. If I did, I would have made sasunaru canon. 6. Legit no one has changed, maybe Naruto and Obito matured a smidge, but they're still the same loveable goofballs. 7. The hair will be the same as Shippuden's. Yes, some character hairs (Sakura, Sasuke, Neji, etc.) grew, BUT they don't look like what they did in Boruto. Started: April 2nd, 2021 Ended: July 11th, 2021 Final edit: July 12th, 2021

~Bulletproof~ SasuSaku Mafia Story by m1ssbrights1de

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Escape [Sasuke Uchiha] by phyxillie

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Their Pink Secretary by Anonymous_Artz

OneShot ||Completed|| ☆ This story is centered around our beautiful secretary, Haruno Sakura. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* S⃣U⃣M⃣M⃣A⃣R⃣Y⃣ : People often wondered why Haruno Sakura would hate her job. It paid well, got good benefits, reasonable hours, and paid vacations. What people didn't know that the seven billionaires who ran the whole thing seemed to have a strange obsession with the pink haired girl. And sitting in a conference room with the said men feeling their lustful gazes on her back was not the pleasant morning she had in mind. She would be lucky if she came out of this job still a virgin. Let us pray for Sakura. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* • This story is written by ShelbySabaku. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ★ Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* © All Rights Reserved

✔︎ Rewinding Time (VOLUME 1) by Anonymous_Artz

||Completed|| ★ Rewrite Of The Story Called "Sakura Haruno, The Strongest Kunoichi". *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* • Started: 30/10/2019 • Finished: 30/03/2020 *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ✦ 🆂🆄🅼🅼🅰🆁🆈: She was chosen as their savior by Kami. How will she change the past? And if she succeeds, what will the future hold for her? She befriends Kami and Rushifa and soon becomes a target to Yamiyo since he has marked her. Everything is going haywire unlike the last timeline where everything was normal. Read to find out more.... *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ❦ This Story Includes: ➻❥No Uchiha Massacre ➻❥Naruto's Parents Are Alive ➻❥Mature Content ➻❥Blood ➻❥Swearing ➻❥Gore ➻❥Overpowered (Godlike) Team 7 [Including Sai] ➻❥Crushes ➻❥No Pairings ➻❥Comedy ➻❥Messed Up Stuff *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ❖Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the pictures. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ✿Cover is made by @-iriisuu. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* © All Rights Reserved

✔︎ Two Morons And A Mad House (2/2) by Anonymous_Artz

||Sequel To Sakura's Moronic Best Friends (SMBF)|| • DO NOT READ THIS STORY IF YOU DON'T LIKE MULTISAKU. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ★Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor the story. It is written by OfPaintAndOil. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* 🆂🆄🅼🅼🅰🆁🆈: Sakura escaped the Uchiha mansion with her dignity intact, but that doesn't mean she's still not gonna kill Naruto and Sasuke. Now with the overprotective dog and the Paint War just beginning, she may yet just move in with Ino and be done with it all . . . or change her name and move-whichever comes first. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ✾Written By: OfPaintAndOil *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ❖ Includes: ➻MultiSaku ➻Sakura getting kidnapped ➻Naruto and Sasuke as morons ➻Closet pervert Itachi ➻Madara acting like Tobi ➻Tobi being a good boy ➻Pein still being himself ➻Black Zetsu having a biting fetish ➻Hidan as Hidan ➻Kakuzu as Kakuzu ➻Sasori being flirty ➻Deidara being Deidara ➻Obito being Obito ➻Mikoto trying to get Sakura to marry one of her sons ➻And so much more! *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ➳Cover is made by me! *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ★Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* © All Rights Reserved

My One and Only by Weirdongiht

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The Flowers Cherish You by Anonymous_Artz

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