joshua bassett is a NERD. he's not like the order boys; he has a chronic illness. during his eighth grade formal, everyone wore gucci loafers. but he was going to private school on a scholarship for poor disabled people. therefor, he wore crocs (which is the shoe of poor people.) this caused him to be shunned for the rest of his middle school career. not only did he wear crocs, he also liked to read. they called him names such as "please go fucking shower" and "you stinky poor homeless cripple." little did they know, he lives under a bridge by 7-eleven with JD from heathers. what happens when he meets the COOLEST junior during his freshman year at a new school? romance ensues.... but with who?