Henchman For Hire
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Last published Sat, Feb 22, 2020
Have you ever wondered what the life of a henchman is like? Not a big time villain or hero, and not the cliche second in command, but one of the guys who stand in the background looking tough, and occasionally pull a lever if the boss says so. Meet Louise Rodriguez, a henchman for hire. Follow him along a ridiculous journey of bad jobs, as he serves failed boss after failed boss.
Rated mature for strong language and some dark humor only. No overly graphic violence scenes. I don't want to write those any more than you want to read them.
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