Fairytale Romance Disorder

All Melon wanted was to play around in his labs and eat sugar cookies. But when an Oracle with rainbow hair shows up and tells him about his destiny to become a king and win his true love - he's cool with that, too. Well.... he WOULD be cool with it if his true love would just, you know, love him already! Luckily enough, he's a scientist (of a sort) and he theorizes that all he has to do is save his beloved and she would fall in love with him. So he plots and creates dangerous situations so he can swoop in like the hero from those flowery romance books. The only thing wrong with his plan is that she keeps saving herself. How is he supposed to win her if she keeps treating him like a villain instead of the hero he's supposed to be? (Perhaps, he should tone down on the egotistical monologues and maniacal laughter?)

All Noire wanted was money. Lots and lots of money. So when some villain wannabe keeps interrupting her work schedule, she's severely displeased, but manages to work through it. But then an overly pretty fairy prince and his grandmother offers her an obscene amount of money for her sister...

(Should anyone really be surprised that she takes it?)