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Every High School Has That One Kid

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So I wrote this as a project for my mythology class, specifically to make fun of archaeologists saying everything they find has a meaning. I wrote this in an attempt to emulate a 13-year-old finding the story of Gilgamesh and decided it seemed like a love story so....this was born.

(Prof. Tracy I promise this isn't plagiarism)All Rights Reserved

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