Il Grande Manoscritto di Corea
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Ecco alcune tesi per dire che Napoli è la Corea del Sud:
-Avete mai visto un napoletano e un coreano nella stessa stanza? E Napoli e la Corea del Sud?
-Per che cosa sta BTS? Bellu, Ti Scip'o!
-Pensate a 3 nomi di cantanti coreani? Niente... Avete pensato ovviamente a Pino Daniele, Gigi D'Alessio e Morgan. Perché Morgan? Beh lui non è mai stato da Jimmy Fallon... I BTS sì. I BTS sono 7 e i loro veri nomi sono Narciso, Alessandro, Pino,
Olmo, Luigi e Ivan. Il vero nome di Morgan è Marco Castoldi, ed è nato a Milano. Chi odiano i napoletani? I milanesi, infatti i BTS erano 8 in origine, ma buttarono fuori Morgan. E nel gruppo c'è Pino, ovviamente Pino Daniele, e Luigi, Gigi D'Alessio. E che parola va a formare l'unione dei loro nomi? NAPOLI‼️‼️‼️
-I coreani sono famosi per essere pallidi come la neve e avere capelli appariscenti. E chi altro è figlio di un tizio pallido ed ha i capelli appariscenti? Ovviamente Saviano, che è napoletano, ha il padre che è il SuperUovo per bianchi e i suoi capelli sono appariscenti perché non li ha.
La società ha sempre mentito. Napoli viene della la Gemma del SUD, come la Corea del Sud. Aprite🗣gli occhi👀gente👨👩👦👦👨👨👧👨👩👧👧👨👩👧👦👨👨👧👦
P.S. Si scherza. Tutto il testo è IRONICO, non bisogna prenderlo seriamente.
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